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xinicit

@xinicit@floe.earth

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A ghost wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/xinicit@floe.earth

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Did you know that if you steal a billionaire’s organs they are worth the same amount as a pauper’s? Really makes you think.

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The owner of this Chinese buffet is watching me eat like they’re casino security and I’m counting cards.

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There is an ant crawling on me, and it’s so sweet and gentle that I’m having a @futurebird moment.

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A lot of people think my policy of defenestrating my rivals is barbaric, but I consistently poll well with the Glaziers Union.

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Hell's Kitchen at 7:55am, the sound of the metal security doors of the shops opening. The smell of coffee, toast, and windex.

The Natural History Museum Cafeteria on a rainy day. Potato soup day. Museum loaner umbrellas in a pile by the glass door to the court yard.

The University library lobby benches watching the courtyard in the storm. Classes canceled for snow.

The playground pirate ship sailing a sea of wood chips. Midnight, midsummer. The smooth shiny iron of the tire swing chain.

xinicit ,
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@futurebird Relatable af.

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    @ElleGray Climbing trees is awesome. We should all aspire to live like Ewoks.

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    tesla owners finally complaining about some of the cars' features bc apparently your spouse can watch your car's progress on the app at home and see where you stop. you can even see which seats are being used so "both backseats" suddenly registering on the "heat map" is giving away the cheating lol

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    @ElleGray This post made it r/whitepeopletwitter about ten hours after posting. The fediverse is actually getting some attention from the karma farmers.

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