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schratze

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Agender. Anarchism, linguistics, bass, birds, computers, ADHD, other stuff.

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loren , to random
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if i was a nuthatch i would also probably hop in and out of gutters

schratze ,
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@loren they do that? I don't think I've ever seen a nuthatch that wasn't attached to a tree

schratze ,
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@loren hmm makes sense

they're also really comfortable around holes

loren , to random
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time 2 scream

18+ schratze ,
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@loren why is it called red-winged blackbird when you out of yellow the wings bird the yellow

Natasha_Jay , to random
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Far ahead of its time! :heart_trans:

schratze ,
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@Natasha_Jay this is such an amazing line that is immediately ruined by the following one

loren , to random
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crab train when?

schratze ,
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@loren @celesteh I would love to ride that train. I would just hang out in the craboose

CAETFOOD , to random
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Can't stop, won't stop

schratze ,
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@CAETFOOD
Don't stop
Peenting

schratze , to random
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reposting because tootsite went down

schratze OP ,
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dug this up to make you happy @loren

loren , to random
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detritus might be my favorite word

schratze ,
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@loren what a week. Pass the detritus

loren , to random
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shrimps

schratze ,
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@loren 🦐 🦐

schratze , to random
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Why do people on here pretend like they're posting a thread but then they only make a bunch of disconnected posts and it's impossible to get the full story without scrolling all the way down in their profile and then slowly back up again

schratze OP ,
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Similarly, why do people use a anaphoric expressions in a post that clearly connects it thematically to the previous post, but they're not in a thread they're both stand-alone, and again, it makes getting the full context really difficult

schratze OP ,
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@sollat with the search function and bookmarks? How do you do it on other social media?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how does the ass come off when you lmao

schratze ,
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@RikerGoogling the screw falls out of your bellbutton

pluralistic , to random
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Things I'm not allowed to do in my hotel room.

Registration No: Registrant Name: Company Name: Property Address: Primary Emergency Contact: - - PLANNING & DEVELOPMENT PRESERVE SHAPE BUILD Short Term Rental Registration Certificate - Operating or maintaining a sober living home; Selling liquor, illegal drugs or pornography; USING THIS PROPERTY FOR THE FOLLOWING PURPOSES ARE PROHIBITED: Any nonresidential use; - Holding a special event that requires a permit or license pursuant to a city or town ordinance or state law or rule; - Operating a retail business, restaurant, event center, banquet hall or similar use; Housing sex offenders; - Operating a nude or topless dancing; -Obscenity; - Adult-oriented business; or - Other uses prohibited by A.R.S. 9-500.39 FA 4 Emergency Contact: Date: 10/25/2023 10:23 PM Emergency Contact: . This must be posted within 10 feet of the primary entrance. City of Phoenix, 200 West Washington Street Phoenix, Arizona 85003 For questions, please contact vacation.rental@phoenix.gov
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    • schratze ,
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    @pluralistic literally 1984

    faab64 , to palestine group

    CCTV footage of Israeli special forces attacking a hospital in Jenin, harassing patients, stealing wheelchairs and then later (off camera) assassinating 3 patients before leaving the hospital has been released (you can see it on my telegram channel)

    Israel is completely out of control and have 0 regards for human lives or international laws. While the western leaders standing on the pedestals of morality and humanity, they turn a blind eye on war crimes comitted by IDF and unconditionally supporting this rouge nations under the false cover of the "right to defence".

    Israel did the same in the past, but we were not able to see them, their leaders and supporters and an army of "activists" called the accusations for false, Palestinians for liars and human rights groups for antisemitic.

    But we have video after vide,o showing clear violations of palestinians rights and assassination of injured, elderly, children and in this case hospital patients. But still we hear 0 reaction from the disgusting leaders of the west who rather starve millions of desperate Palestinians, than condemn crimes of war comitted by Israeli forces.

    @palestine

    schratze ,
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    @faab64 can you explain this image to me? Because the only interpretation I can come up with is that it's saying that Jews are responsible for ISIS, and that's antisemitic conspiracy theory bullshit

    checkervest , to random
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    I've found my new favorite painting, "Witness My Act And Deed" by Frank Paton

    a painting from 1882 of a small tabby kitten jubilantly kocking a bottle of ink over into the paper that looks like a legal document. there's a wooden container with several slots filled with letters and a pile of documents tied with ribbons in the background. in front of the ink carnage is a battered quill and a pair of glasses. I cannot stress enough how naughty the cat looks. it knows what it did and it's proud of it
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    schratze ,
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    @checkervest reminds me of The Jealous Cat by Octave Tassaert

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