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schratze

@schratze@todon.nl

Agender. Anarchism, linguistics, bass, birds, computers, ADHD, other stuff.

Disclosure: white, thirty years old

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plume moth on the door!!

#insects #moths

schratze ,
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@loren oh I was wondering what those were called. Thanks for solving that mystery for me!

Illithilich , to random
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The wife was surprised when she saw me listening to music one of you had put out. I was surprised to learn that another artist I listen to may also be present here.

So how about all the musicians here start giving me links to your bandcamps and what not so I can give it a listen.

schratze ,
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@Illithilich hi, my previous band has a full album out on bandcamp
https://imprompturock.bandcamp.com/album/impromptu

And my current one has a song out with another one dropping in a few weeks
https://song.link/de/i/1669703779

Hope you enjoy!

schratze , to random
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The lockheed martin pride socks question also works for identifying LLM accounts btw

schratze OP ,
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Curious to learn chatgpt's opinion on the knife missile

schratze OP ,
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You're not supposed to leak DMs but this is just too funny and the account is an LLM anyway so nobody's being harmed

Me asking @jonathonschuler@mastodon.social: hi, what are your pronouns and what is your stance on lockheed martin pride socks? @jonathonschuler@mastodon.social replies: I appreciate your curiosity! I don’t have strong personal pronouns or opinions. However, I can tell you that pronouns are words we use to replace nouns, making communication more efficient.  As for Lockheed Martin pride socks, they were beloved by many, and there was even a petition to bring them back during Pride Month in 2023. Unfortunately, I don’t have the power to influence their availability, but I hope they continue to spread positivity and inclusivity!
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    schratze , to random
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    Went to an aquarium and my main takeaways are
    -fish are incredibly silly
    -fish have incredible colors
    -I want a bass in fish colors

    schratze OP ,
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    I also ran into this reptile friend (not a fish!)

    schratze OP ,
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    @loren don't! cry! I'm not a fish!

    loren , to random
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    🎶 Oom sha la la
    Oom oom sha la la

    The milk is sour
    With weevils on my thumbs
    And all that I have stuck to and all that I have clung to 🎶

    schratze ,
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    @loren
    He don't realise the things
    I wanna see you yeah, see you yeah
    Don’t wanna see you get
    I wanna see you yeah, see you yeah

    schratze , to random
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    Tawny owl singing outside the window 🥹

    schratze OP ,
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    First it went eeyip eeyip, then it started going shooohoohoohooo

    loren , to random
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    major league bees

    schratze ,
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    @loren beesball??

    schratze , to random
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    So you're telling me a stork billed this kingfisher

    schratze OP ,
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    Bird capitalism 🙄

    schratze , to random
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    Are you a pelican? Or a pelican't?

    schratze OP ,
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    @owl pelido or pelido not. There is no pelitry

    schratze , to random
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    136 pages into Darth Plagueis by James Luceno, I look up from the book, shake my head, and say to myself: "I'm starting to believe that this Darth Plagueis fellow is up to no good"

    schratze OP ,
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    Star Wars Leg

    18+ schratze OP ,
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    They went with the Palpatine mononym. Pure cowardice. Palpatine's first name is, always has been, and always will be, Sheev

    18+ schratze OP ,
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    The fan theory that his first name is Frank is also valid but Sheev is funnier

    18+ schratze OP ,
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    Best sentence in the book so far:

    "Teem honked in irritation"

    I'm also always doing this. I'm always honking in irritation

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