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ryan

@ryan@dads.cool

Dad of one

fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up roasted seeds of the coffee berry

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check out this team of supergeniuses that can't even proofread their bios on the landing page to see they fucked up the copy/paste

sexybenfranklin ,
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@ryan Blas Moros sounds like a star wars character.

ryan , to random
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exhausted all your sick leave due to a medical issue? no worries! if you meet this bullet point list of criteria, you can apply to a special program, which, if you're accepted, allows you to beg your fellow co-workers to donate their extra time off so that you can use it and not fall into total bankruptcy! just one of the little ways we try to let you feel like we're like family here 🤗

ryan OP ,
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we've named it the Bob Memorial Program in honor of Bob, who died last year following a long and difficult battle. sadly the program was not available in time for Bob to use it

ryan , to random
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2024 is vexillology’s time to shine

ryan , to random
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you used an AI song generator to make a song? thanks, i just listened to it with my AI song listener

carithlee ,
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@ryan they played it at our AI meeting

ryan , to random
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signed up for mastodon? your copy's in the mail

saddestrobots ,
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@ryan
finally, canon evidence that arlene & garfield are nermal's mom & dad

ryan , to random
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why do you want this. who wants this. you’re taking a perfectly good plaintext input and giving it the newfound ability to fuck up pasting text into it

While it is already possible to send iMessages with entire-bubble or full-screen effects, such as invisible ink or confetti, the text effects would allow you to animate individual words within a message. Our hope is that Apple will also add bold, italics, and underline formatting options, but we have not confirmed that possibility.
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    ryan OP ,
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    let’s take the famously great UX of editing text on a phone and make it infinitely more complicated, it’ll be worth it so we can have bold, italic, and underline

    saddestrobots ,
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    @ryan
    as a [phone user]

    i want to [move a tiny carat around with my thumb]

    in order to [make my posts worse]

    ryan , to random
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    computer science expression “greedy algorithm” hits a li’l different now

    ryan , to random
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    battle royale except for trying to be the last person to see a cybertruck irl

    ultranurd ,
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    @ryan @saddestrobots I'm reallt surprised I haven't yet in otherwise Tesla heavy Seattle.

    saddestrobots ,
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    @ultranurd @ryan
    just look for any mysterious new dumpsters appearing on your block

    ryan , to random
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    steely dan fan shirt design

    ryan , to random
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    [NYT op-ed writer voice] my (37M) AI harem (22F, 19F, 18F, 23F, 21F, 20F, 22F) is hornier than i told them to be and unionizing against me

    ryan , to random
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    let me see you wobble https://youtu.be/8qiGP72GFUc

    ryan , to random
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    :bing: mastodon client that inlines the last boost from a person before posts starting “LB” so i can have a chance at knowing what people are talking about

    ryan , to random
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    JPEG (Jeans Photographic Experts Group)

    ryan , to random
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    JPEG (Joint Photographic Experts GIF)

    ryan , to random
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    sad that in many jobs it’s almost impossible to do enough time theft to offset the surplus value of your labor

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