ryan

ryan , 10 days ago to random EN

its me, im trackball perverts

ryan , 10 days ago

@ryan it’s 2024 where’s the OS that will let you have as many mouse cursors as you have pointing devices connected

ryan , 19 days ago to random

exhausted all your sick leave due to a medical issue? no worries! if you meet this bullet point list of criteria, you can apply to a special program, which, if you're accepted, allows you to beg your fellow co-workers to donate their extra time off so that you can use it and not fall into total bankruptcy! just one of the little ways we try to let you feel like we're like family here 🤗

ryan OP , 19 days ago

we've named it the Bob Memorial Program in honor of Bob, who died last year following a long and difficult battle. sadly the program was not available in time for Bob to use it

ryan , 27 days ago to random

why do you want this. who wants this. you’re taking a perfectly good plaintext input and giving it the newfound ability to fuck up pasting text into it

ryan OP , 27 days ago

let’s take the famously great UX of editing text on a phone and make it infinitely more complicated, it’ll be worth it so we can have bold, italic, and underline

18+ ryan , 1 month ago to random

Ghosted! By Every Therapist I've Ever Had

18+ ryan OP , 1 month ago

men will literally spend years going to the same therapist before getting ghosted instead of going to therapy

touk , 2 months ago to random

dishwasher that self-destructs when it finishes

ryan , 2 months ago

@touk iterating the product line until we get to robot vacuum cleaner that shoots confetti at the end