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rockmastermike

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#curling
#guineapigs
#cocktails

#LRRR2024

#nobot
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ElleGray , to random
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it's not the heat, it's the humanity

rockmastermike ,
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@ElleGray As my friend Susi used to say "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity!"

LRRRonEarth , to random
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TOMORROW IS FLAG DAY, THE ONLY DAY MARTHA-ANN ALITO CAN CUM.

rockmastermike ,
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@LRRRonEarth if she fakes it would that be called a False Flag Operation?

ElleGray , to random
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First of all, this is clever and adorable. Secondly, if you spell out your name it writes a little story for you

("Dickensian Alphabet" by Tom Gauld)

rockmastermike ,
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@ElleGray eek. mine does not end well.

Alice , to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

rockmastermike ,
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@Alice lets just make sure the same thing doesn't happen as last year and tell people not to bring their own sex swings and try to hook 'em up

that didn't end well

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

rockmastermike ,
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder how much they get paid.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

rockmastermike ,
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@lowqualityfacts not surprising given how angry he gets when he seen an empty chair

ElleGray , to random
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scrolled past this too fast & thought it was Columbo doing Hot Ones

rockmastermike ,
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@ElleGray heh that's a screenshot from a weird little film called "Mikey and Nicky" the other guy there is John Cassavetes (Nicky)

ElleGray , to random
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this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun. this is what passes for a total solar eclipse there. second-rate planet. just sad

rockmastermike ,
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@ElleGray potato moon

ElleGray , to random
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before social media I had to order fajitas in restaurants to get attention

rockmastermike ,
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@ElleGray that sound and that smell... just fills the room.

so good

futurebird , to random
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...

My husband has these horrible bets with the people at his office This month it's "who can lower their cholesterol the most?"

They all run out & get tested on the 1st then do it again at the end of the month and the person with the biggest drop wins the betting pool.

I keep telling him that's not how "health" works, but he's not listening and watched some video about eating a "shot" of garlic juice, lemon and hot peppers. He says he can "feel it working"🙄

Are there any real tips?

rockmastermike ,
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@futurebird
Divorce?
¯_(ツ)_/¯

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