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nicksalt

@nicksalt@mas.to

I love art and creativity. Do woodwork, make things, draw and paint things, and make music. I live on an old fishing boat and am slowly trying to improve it and reverse its decay.

I always boost crow content... caw!

I don't know much about art but I boost what I like.

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randahl , to random
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Instead of all these soccer matches and constant fighting, can’t we just peacefully agree that England must give back the red cross they clearly stole from the Danish flag, and Denmark must give back the white cross we clearly stole from the flag of England. 🤷🏻‍♂️

🇩🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

nicksalt ,
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@randahl I think you have it wrong, they stole the backgrounds.

futurebird , to random
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Listen if you want me to take a poll I might, but here is what you need to do:

  1. send me a short code via email or text
  2. tell me who you are and be someone not creepy eg "Stony Brook College" tell me to go to your main webpage and find the place to put the code
  3. don't offer anything free like a gift card.

No one is clicking on some ugly link. Or rather there is a subset of people you will never poll of you expect me to click an ugly link. free stuff sounds shady.

nicksalt ,
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@futurebird

Okay, but do you like Mastodon polls?

MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday dawned cold - I mean single digits cold !

I had a really good sleep last night, & so far so good on the tummy situation 🤞

Have a cracking day & remember : Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks

nicksalt ,
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@MaJ1 @weirdfolks

Your pic reminded me of this, those squirrels need a piano. 😂

nicksalt ,
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@MaJ1 @weirdfolks you too 🤘😎👍

lowqualityfacts , to random
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My fan club keeps growing by the day.

nicksalt ,
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@lowqualityfacts you know you're doing well when you're misunderstood. - me to my art lecturer.

loren , to random
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What’s the fuckin point

nicksalt ,
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@loren Is there even a point?

loren , to random
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You will not begrebe your eyes!!

nicksalt ,
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@loren 🎶..then I saw her face....

And I'm a begreber.....

Not a trace ...

Of doubt in my mind.....

I'm in love...

And I'm a begreber, I couldn't grebe her if i tried!

futurebird , to random
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We need to pass a law that says cats can't vote in US elections. Why won't they pass a law? Why? We all feel like cats are voting! (just look at them! You can feel it too, right???)

yeah yeah ... it's already illegal for cats to vote... and I can't show any evidence of cats voting...

but that's just because of UM uh because of..cancel culture.

I can't even talk about this without everyone going nuts.

Why wouldn't someone want such a law? hm? Unless they too are a CAT! Makes u think!

nicksalt ,
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@futurebird I think a canine Orange Whale has hacked your mastodon account..

futurebird , to random
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"... averages 31 years, with the longest recorded lifespan reaching 51 years. This meter-sized beetle is native to Mexico and Central America, where it inhabits dry and arid environments...."

Meter sized?

METER SIZED?

I need to stop using google the first few results it shows for simple insect questions are always GPT garbage ... LORDY.

nicksalt ,
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@futurebird how do you rate the stract search engine? I've added it to my Firefox search engine list and so far it's pretty useful, especially regarding scholarly subjects...

loren , to random
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Two things I enjoy: the environment and my hearing

Two things leaf blowers ruin: the environment and my hearing

nicksalt ,
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@loren overlook the rake, buy fuel for the expensive stihl leaf blower, then spend half an hour lifting weights 3 days a week in the gym you pay a subscription to every month. Makes perfect sense.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Starting to have some suspicions about the woman in my nighttime Photoshop class who screams "Off with his head" every time I make a bad joke.

nicksalt ,
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@lowqualityfacts does anyone remember that youtuber comedian who did a Photoshop tutorial series documenting the disintegration of his marriage?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Jon Hamm.

nicksalt ,
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@lowqualityfacts John Hamm is also an expert in cured pork products.

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