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michael

@michael@beige.party

AKA Alice
AKA Fred Durst’s cute little doobler
AKA Mudskipper Vayne
AKA Michael
AKA Michael McNugget
AKA Michael McBain
AKA Tony Hawk's Pro Baiter

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ElleGray , to random
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I don't drink much alcohol but sometimes I really, really, really want the accessories

michael ,
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@ElleGray bong with 4-player mode

michael , to random
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"i can toot anything and it will do well"

michael OP ,
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@loren ily ^_^

ElleGray , to random
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    michael ,
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    @ElleGray They forgot the commas between all the statements

    loren , to random
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    i hope i see a weird butterfly soon

    michael ,
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    @loren I hope you see two of them right after you’re done

    reading

    this

    vampiress , to random
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    Given “Netflix and Chill" is a euphemism for sex, I'm surprised "Netflix Special" isn't a euphemism for a specific sex act.

    michael ,
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    @vampiress I give “Netflix and chill” one more year of use

    loren , to random
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    bees

    michael ,
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    @loren knees

    loren , to random
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    there’s no such thing as a free shrug

    michael ,
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    @loren 🤷‍♀️ Eh, worth it

    loren , to random
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    the queen on her throne 👑

    michael ,
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    @loren honk

    loren , to random
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    bees are just little dogs

    michael ,
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    @loren imagine a Big dog sized bee

    loren , to random
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    Twigs: the perfect gift

    michael ,
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    @loren this reminded me there is a hydrotherapy treatment for old dogs near my house and it has a stick library

    loren , to random
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    More types of bees please

    michael ,
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    @loren 😮‍💨

    loren , to random
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    Grumplings!!!

    michael ,
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    @loren pinch their little cheeks to cheer them up and then DROWN THEM IN SOy AND VIN AND CHIL AND CONSUME THEIR FLESH 🌻

    loren , to random
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    Saw a bumblebee!!

    michael ,
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    @loren ACK

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    In my opinion, Bob was by far the worst rapper in the group.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    michael ,
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    @lowqualityfacts F.O.L.K. frules oeverything laround kme

    loren , to random
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    houndgrog

    michael ,
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    @loren doggies with the alcohollies

    futurebird , to random
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    having an address like
    @potus @ threads.net is like having

    potus @hotmail.com for your email or something... It should be @potus @ whitehouse.gov

    michael ,
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    @futurebird have we even tried adding potus on msn messenger ?

    ElleGray , to random
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    michael ,
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    @ElleGray Sometimes you say shit so profound

    loren , to random
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    well i'm officially out of gecs now 😔

    michael ,
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    @loren Time to Enter the Gecko !

    loren , to random
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    skunk rock

    michael ,
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    @loren skunks not dead bbyyyy

    loren , to random
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    a frog for you

    michael ,
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    @loren me waiting for the jpeg to load:

    • yessss can't wait for this

    me after jpeg loaded:

    • frick yeah that was great!
    ElleGray , to random
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    As of right this second I need to start a band with two other people so we can use this as the greatest album cover ever

    michael ,
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    @ElleGray those are birds not people

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by Biniki Solar Eclipse Glasses. They're perfect for parents who want to teach their children that it's okay to stare at the sun, sometimes.
    https://amzn.to/3SYzF5N

    michael ,
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    @lowqualityfacts gonna tell my kids this was Apple Vision Pro

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    what was linkedin for

    michael ,
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    @RikerGoogling keeping the lie going

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    We made a comic about fun facts.

    michael ,
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    @lowqualityfacts lol usa

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