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metageek

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Software engineer. Currently working mostly in #cplusplus, but I've used over 30 languages. Currently teaching myself #rustlang.

Other interests include #photography, #fonts, #calligraphy, and #3DPrinting.

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18+ alice , (edited ) to random
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My kid and I have a running head-canon that cats are actually higher-dimensional slug monstrosities that our human brains can't fully comprehend.

The "cats" we know and love are actually an anglerfish-like protrusion that pokes through into our lower-dimensional spacetime.

The saliva they coat themselves in contains a mild hallucinogen which produces a calming effect that helps mask their true natures, so they can lure humans closer to feed off the kinetic energy of headpats.

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@alice @homelessjun Maybe the hair ties (elastic ones, right?) are to build a higher dimensional catapult to send those who figure it all out off to the Cat Dimension for reprogramming.

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