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In this moment dear Milo came into possession of the one brain cell 🤯

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If you're hearing me... it's because we're all inside the MATA 🤖

lost_tortie ,
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Or that the observable universe could be inside of a black hole. Don't watch too many black hole videos before bed.

Planet 9 is not a primordial black hole and it can't hurt you. 🙀

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First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsors the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said people have been too critical of his bill.
“The wording is ‘we’re here to harm children.’ Give me a break," he says. "These are young adults.”

This is the quote and it's appalling.

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"There are no children [to abuse], only young adults ;-)"

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You get a few free zoom sessions with a talk therapist! Problems solved ✅

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