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kubefred

@kubefred@techhub.social

SysAdmin & Network Engineer, now a Cloud & K8s Engineer.
Smells like geek spirit. Or everything bagel, probably.

Post about open-source software, joke around, and meet some cool, interesting people.
This is a personal account full of my own opinion, even if I sound techy or biznussy, these may not be the views of my current employer.

Blowing up kubernetes things in my lab.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

ElleGray , to random
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂

kubefred ,
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@ElleGray if you believe this to be true, hold up 37 fingers and 17 toes...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Social media user: All this political stuff is exhausting. I'll just post something silly.

posts picture of a cute cat yawning

First comment: I don't get it. Is this cat an anti-Biden or anti-Trump thing?

Second comment: Hmm this cat post feels like a big "fuck you" to the student protests.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can't believe how insensitive snd non-inclusive everyone is, I will rant and argue, and perform acts of violence to show just peacful and caring and inclusive I can be!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Happy National Potato Month everyone!
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts you bet your sweet potatoes...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts oh mine definitely are. No lie, I once had a bag of old socks everyone in the place referred to as the "bag of death".

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I bet they have such good rhythm.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts I once gave a two week notice through interpretive dance... it involved middle fingers.

MikeDunnAuthor , to random
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kubefred ,
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@MikeDunnAuthor ... and this is why the finance industry loves cobol.

"Oh no not cobol hackers!" ... is a quote I'm sure the universe has never heard...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so tragic.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts this seems entirely plausible. they probably also drank and fought too much, which did not help their numbers.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I am finally the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. It's incredible. Drove over a puddle this morning and only three of the doors have begun to rust. One door impressively remains rust-free. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Little guy flew off like it was nothing. Men respect my vehicle and women want to sleep with it. Downloaded a sweet software patch that keeps the A/C running full blast 24/7. Well worth the $100k.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts I hear they also smell kinda musky...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Heading to Russia where I will allow Vladimir Putin to tickle me on live television to prove to my fellow Americans that I am an alpha male.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts be careful, maybe the word "tickle" was not correctly translated...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Keanu Reeves.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts the woman was Rumpt dressed in drag, there are a lot of facets here...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Pedro Pascal.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts he also invented a programming language

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Whats that you say, favoriting a post is functionally useless because there's no algorithm on Mastodon?

Tell that to my instant gratification addicted lizard brain that's getting hit with a tidal wave of dopamine every time my phone vibrates.

kubefred ,
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@lowqualityfacts Bzzzzzzt

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