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jhoward

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Tries to play elegantly with ideas. Usually fails. Not even close to baseline.

He/Him -- Married to @delola3100 #NerdDad #NerdHusband #TinkererOfTechnicalThings #ComputerWrangler #FailedPolitician #MovieMaker #AVGeek #SyntheticMusician #FreeWillIsFiction

Ham Radio Operator: N6QED

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In a misguided effort to be "unbiased," most news media have stopped calling Trump's Big Lie about the 2020 election what it is. Instead they're using terms like "false statements" or "claims without evidence."

Memo to the media: Calling out lies isn't "biased." It's your job.

jhoward ,
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@rbreich
You know, I'm starting to think these media types might have hypoxia from being so high up on that ivory tower...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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jhoward ,
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Duh! Where do you think the term "seeing red" came from?!

wdlindsy , to random
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"If she [Hillary Clinton] were to win this election, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis. In that situation, we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and ultimately a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt."

~ Donald J. Trump, 5 November 2016

#Trump #felon #ConvictedFelonDonaldTrump #guilty #ElectionInterference #LawandOrder #Republicans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDmrom_TMaE&t=552s

jhoward ,
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@wdlindsy
The dudes own words bounce off him as though he's made of Teflon. And like Teflon, he's going to poison us for eternity.

jhoward ,
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@wdlindsy
Thanks for the link. I agree with many of the points in the article, except that it implies an unbroken America before Trump. I don't buy that. For decades American leadership talked up America as a moral, shining city on the hill. But the whole time they're making themselves and their friends wealthy by acting directly opposite to what they're asking us to believe. It's a con, no wonder we eventually elected the greatest conman.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Please support me on Patreon, you have no idea how expensive it is to create these facts. I have this rare mental disorder where I can only come up with funny ideas while dining at Michelin 3-star restaurants.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That must be so debilitating, dealing with all that pomp an circumstance. And having to endure all those "reimaginings" of what was already a simple tasty dish.. it's just unthinkable.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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That explains why the walls taste so good. Huh.
@oblomov

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jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I knew it.

rbreich , to random
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Four years ago today, Donald Trump suggested Americans could be injected with disinfectant to fight covid.

If anyone asks you: "Are you better off than you were four years ago," the answer is a resounding yes.

jhoward ,
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@rbreich
That was quite a day. That day I discussed that with a good family friend who supported the guy. And he defended it. Saying he'd be willing to give it a try. A smart guy, like a really smart, gentle, shirt off your back kind of guy. Not that I didn't know this Trump thing was different by that point, but I guess the level to which he had hold on his followers I didn't fully appreciate until that day. Damn that was a day.

rbreich , to random
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I still hear people arguing that prosecuting a former president sets a “dangerous precedent.”

The truly dangerous precedent would be to establish that presidents are above the law.

jhoward ,
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@rbreich
I guess it's helpful to know who the hopelessly wrong people are and they just told you who they are.

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Congratulations Arizona! You’ve discovered the power of prayer!

Because of this along with a 160 year old law Arizona has outlawed abortion—stripping women of their bodily autonomy and putting lives at risk

Let me be clear

If you abstain from voting or vote 3rd party: you are directly attacking me and all women

Vote.

Take back the house. Enshrine Reproductive Rights.

video/mp4

jhoward ,
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@flexghost
Did someone lose a contact?
@CosmicTraveler

lowqualityfacts , to random
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In my opinion, Bob was by far the worst rapper in the group.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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Weirdly, when Bob was rapping, I could actually understand his words.

rbreich , to random
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Boeing's outgoing CEO could get "golden parachute" worth as much as $45 million.

The CEO before him got one worth $62 million on his way out the door in 2019.

America has socialism for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.

jhoward ,
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Hopefully Boeing built his parachute.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Oh, what could have been.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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Twins was originally penned as a terminator prequel.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Me: The pain is unbearable. I need more morphine.

AI Nurse: Morphine does not exist. There are no medications that start with an M.

Me: That is wrong. Please give me something to help relieve the pain.

AI Nurse: Of course! You are a 185 pound male. An adult, male kangaroo weighs up to 190 pounds. Therefore, I will administer kangaroo medicine.

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I hate the future.
@petrillic

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jhoward ,
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@rbreich
Fat fascist forces failure of previously presumed foundational fixture.

rbreich , to random
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Your Friday reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel hoax. Cruel because it's used by the super-rich to avoid paying their fair share of taxes. A hoax because nothing has ever trickled down.

jhoward ,
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@rbreich
Plenty of things trickle down, just none of them are good.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Yup. Still can't drive.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wish I could unlearn this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
It's true. I've heard it. It still haunts my dreams.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
The original book the movie was based on was inspired by Charles' own mothers tale about the trials and tribulations of the family business, Dickens Cinder.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Feeling down because everyone on social media is funnier than you? Don't despair. Instead, find the funniest person you know and eat them. Devouring another human won't transfer their sense of humor to you or anything, but it will give you one less funny person to compete with.

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
And gas... Laughing gas in this case, I suppose.

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I can't wait.

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
This universe you created of low quality facts. I would like to live there.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That must have been one thick wallet.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jhoward ,
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@lowqualityfacts
It was the exposure to all the ink from the money that gave him the cancer.

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