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jabsonik ,
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@rbreich … aka Felon Musk.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts Indeed, and it’s implied in the name of the device, which is shortened from ”paranormal chaos utilization effect”.

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Happy National Potato Month everyone!
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts Except in Ireland, where it’s celebrated every week.

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Trump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.

jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts Chocolate is nice, but I’m sure we could raise enough money world-wide to buy a sixpack of beer to all you Americans instead!

Top class entertainment! Wouldn’t expect less from the United States of America.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts And we’re still waiting for someone to invent a thing to move them in some other manner than pushing down a hill.

Which is nice in itself, sure. But sucks ass uphill.

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jabsonik ,
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@rbreich I won’t call you crazy.

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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts I heard of a guy who caught wind of it.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts There’s also the SM porn version, The Gapes of Wrath.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts In my case, over 30 years. I took that one beer back in the late 80s… still sauced!

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jabsonik ,
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts … whereas stainless steel most commonly is not stained by it.

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I never would have guessed.
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts Unless the child in question is German. Then it would be Das Putin.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts Just replace all the references to Jesus with Xi Jinping, and suddenly it all makes sense.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts In Putinik Russia, air conditions you!

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts That’s the reason why the Making of docu is so hard to get. It’s considered a snuff movie in most parts of the world.

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That's, so interesting.
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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is, known as, English Commanism.

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jabsonik ,
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@lowqualityfacts That’s the high tech approach. To fight climate change, basically you just need some bald people, some shoe polish & voilà!

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