ephemeromorph

18+ loren , 7 hours ago to random

baby kingbird has a dragonfly for lunch

the same two kingbirds but the one on the left (the parent) has turned their head and the one on the right has closed their beak around the dragonfly more
the same to kingbirds but the parent kingbird has turned away from the camera and the child kingbird is looking in their direction still with a mouthful of dragonfly, wings protruding from their mouth
the same two kingbirds but the parent has turned away from the child again and the child kingbird has their mouth open in the direction of their parent revealing the dragonfly moving further down their throat

ephemeromorph , 5 hours ago

@loren HONMF

ephemeromorph , 5 months ago to random

Aw man, I'm out of bowls. [puts a load of Coco Pops in my flange and eats them out of myself with a spoon.]

ephemeromorph OP , 5 months ago

(Do not actually do this. Sugar in the pussy = yeast infection)

ephemeromorph , 5 months ago to random

https://lifehacker.com/health/master-small-talk-ford-method

My problem with small talk isn't that I don't know what to talk about; I've memorised the social scripts just fine, I know what topics are acceptable. My problem is that I do not give a fuck if this person has family in the area or what their job is. I don't wanna know. I therefore cannot believe they want to hear my answers also. So we're just making stupid mouth noises that no cunt cares about for the sake of it.

ephemeromorph OP , 5 months ago

@vampiress Absolutely this! 'What do you do for a living?' Some bullshit job that doesn't satisfy my soul but I unfortunately need to live.