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ephemeromorph

@ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest, spreadsheets and farting. Fursonas (scalesonas): monitor lizard, crocodile. I am mainly here to shitpost and to boost lovely art.

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ephemeromorph , to random
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I dreamed last night that I was trying to order some Skibidi Toilet merch but I was blocked from ordering because of my 'un-Christ-like' behaviour.

vampiress ,
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@ephemeromorph It's your own fault for not having gotten nailed to a cross, I guess.

ephemeromorph , to random
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Respect your elders? No, I said respec your elders. Granny's a paladin now.

ephemeromorph , to random
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Aw man, I'm out of bowls. [puts a load of Coco Pops in my flange and eats them out of myself with a spoon.]

ephemeromorph OP ,
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(Do not actually do this. Sugar in the pussy = yeast infection)

ephemeromorph , to random
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https://lifehacker.com/health/master-small-talk-ford-method

My problem with small talk isn't that I don't know what to talk about; I've memorised the social scripts just fine, I know what topics are acceptable. My problem is that I do not give a fuck if this person has family in the area or what their job is. I don't wanna know. I therefore cannot believe they want to hear my answers also. So we're just making stupid mouth noises that no cunt cares about for the sake of it.

ephemeromorph OP ,
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@vampiress Absolutely this! 'What do you do for a living?' Some bullshit job that doesn't satisfy my soul but I unfortunately need to live.

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