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dko

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He/him.

Lapsed craftsperson
No spoons, only knives
Too-earnest chronic illness fuckup

Header image is a church sign that reads:
THOSE PREVENTING HISTORY
FROM BEING TAUGHT
INTEND TO REPEAT IT

Profile image by @heyheymomo.
A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle.
It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a modest cloud of dust.

if you suspect i'm flirting with you, please know that i unequivocally think you're cute, but am almost certainly being open and effusive rather than amorous.

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stealing memes is a fake idea in the first place

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P.S. if you repost and write good alt text, the meme is yours forever

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Still image. The unwrapped foil of a popular brand chocolate egg was covering - SURPRISE! - the demon core, a 14lb sphere of plutonium involved in two fatal radiation incidents. Two hollowed-out spheres of machined silvery metal, with the eponymous pit in the middle. Send not to know, for whom the core claps, It Claps For Thee.
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    Still image. Light seaspray-color background. Picture of an extremely conventional looking person with coifed medium length hair, wide smile that doesn't reach their eyes, slightly shaggy short beard and moustache. “Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning; your frustration is my ultimate goal! Let's engage!"
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    Still image. Three panel meme. The Terminator calling John Connor's home, impersonating their voice, speech bubble is a google search, 'cheese not sticking to pizza' John Connor's foster parent, played by Jenette Goldstein, holds a plastic cream colored phone, speech bubble is a reply, "mix in sauce: mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to the cheese and dry out the sauce. [circled in red] You can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. [circled in red] Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond" The Terminator hangs up and tells John Connor: "your foster parents are dead"
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    babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

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    Still image. Cover of Mark Fisher's "Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?". Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti and Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri in the foreground in a scene from The Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos (1999). One character shrugs, trying to keep warm, while another has their hand to their ear, holding a cellular telephone. Bottom text reads: Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin invisible barrier constraining thought and action
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    The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

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    logging on

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    nora , to random
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    Then! That's What We Called Music

    dko ,
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    @nora
    Making this compilation was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

    The music is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

    The danger is to the booty, and it can clap.

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    Trump sleeping in the trial makes a lot of sense when you consider how unpleasant it is to hear things you just don't like, even if they are true... like the jury he might have been convinced to some degree of his own guilt if he paid too much attention. Some deep part of his mind that protects his ego over all things allowed him to simply fall unconscious so as not to hear or see things that might upset the fiction of his own self image.

    Mirrors are not always pleasant things for some of us.

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    @futurebird

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    oh god it's 6pm on Sunday once again

    dko ,
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    @ElleGray possibly https://www.artsy.net/artwork/alison-friend-ernest-had-been-on-his-walk

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    masks and respirators are the most punk of all punkwear in this decade, in the most raw & real sense of punk

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    @Em0nM4stodon @elilla

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