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beebarfbadger , 2 days ago to Lefty Memes in Trickle down rule

*the peed nart

beebarfbadger , 2 days ago to News in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

At least you won't have that particular problem again until you read about somebody who sneezed someone else's intestines out of his body.

beebarfbadger , 3 days ago to Futurology in Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid

I don't dare to. The entirety of life in the universe seems to be cross with me.

beebarfbadger , 3 days ago to Futurology in Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid

Earth's mammals seemed to be pretty upset that I suggested the existence of multiple groups with multiple priorities within the French.

beebarfbadger , 3 days ago to Futurology in Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid

Oh no. Now I've angered the humans.

beebarfbadger , 3 days ago to Futurology in Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid

"The French"? The homogenous singular entity that all have one singular set of goals and no differences whatsoever? Or the Frrench people who'd like cheap energy or maybe the French electricity lobbyists? It's not that simple.

beebarfbadger , 3 days ago to Futurology in Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid

Who would "they" be in that case? The people who'd like cheap energy do indeed need storage. The nuclear lobbies on the other hand need to cripple their competition, so they only need their own, already present facilities and whatever means they can get to sabotage upcoming competition and secure their primary position.

beebarfbadger , 4 days ago to Business in Why do all the world’s best athletes do Subway commercials?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "money"?

beebarfbadger , 4 days ago to Ask Lemmy in Why are Republicans/Conservatives embracing fanaticalism these days?

Mention the concept of a daily stand-up pledge of allegiance in schools in any other democracy and get laughed at.

beebarfbadger , 20 days ago (edited 19 days ago) to Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. in International Public Opinion on Climate Change: Household Climate Actions – Adoption and Barriers, 2023

If you spend a dozen centuries doing your best to minimise your personal CO2 footprint, you can reduce the global output by half a millionth of a percent that the biggest culprits produce on a daily basis. Then you can watch the world race into the abyss with a clear conscience :D

beebarfbadger , 20 days ago to AntiTrumpAlliance in Viral TikTok resurfaces video of Trump saying US shouldn’t have a president with a felony conviction

Now, upon first glance, one might be tempted to conclude that this showcases an instance of hypocrisy - Trump demanding a clean rap sheet when it concerns others and being perfectly fine with getting power any which way himself, but upon closer inspection, it is obvious that this seamlessly fits into Trump's system of moral standards, that system being best described as "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME [...] ME and also me".

beebarfbadger , 21 days ago to Microblog Memes in Do we just need to accept that Google is sort of broken now?

That sounds like the millions of doctored amazon reviews and social media bot-boosted content should be dealt with by next week then.

beebarfbadger , 21 days ago to Microblog Memes in Do we just need to accept that Google is sort of broken now?

100000 "users" then popped up and left the same glowing 5-star review > must be a great site.

beebarfbadger , 21 days ago to Science Memes in Go! Go! Bio Majors!

Just sad that the picts were exterminated/assimilated by the 12th century throughout the british isles.

beebarfbadger , 21 days ago to Microblog Memes in The inner circle is a dot

That's what Sven in the basement is for. I assume his name is Sven. Might ask him sometime.