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SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMED

Edit: forgot an m

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Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

Twattymctwatterson ,
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Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

Twattymctwatterson ,
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These shitbags always do the opposite of what's right. Fuck daylight savings time.

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Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian's belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

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"He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin." - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

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Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

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Unfortunately, this has never been about immigration and Republicans don't give a shit about immigration. All they care about is reelecting the rapist.

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That's funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don't need Hulu so I said "see ya round like a big old doughnut."

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I promise, I wont put it all the way in.

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Stretch every day, holy shit that makes all the difference for mobility. It takes about 5 minutes when you wake up in the morning.

Texas Democrats accuse Abbott of inciting potential border violence ( thehill.com )

House Democrats from Texas went after Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Sunday over a standoff at the U.S.-Mexico border between state and federal law enforcement, accusing him of inciting potential violence and making border safety a purely political issue....

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Maybe Joaquin should run for governor.

Trump Privately Grouses He's 'More Popular' Than Taylor Swift ( www.rollingstone.com )

"Behind the scenes, Trump has reacted to the possibility of Biden and Swift teaming up against him this year not with alarm, but with an instant projection of ego. In recent weeks, the former president has told people in his orbit that no amount of A-list celebrity endorsements will save Biden. Trump has also privately claimed...

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Wouldn't it be great if the entirety of her fan base took umbrage and turned his campaign into a grease stain on the rolls of history? Quick someone goad him into saying she sucks and her music is bad in a campaign speech lol.

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