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TheZorse

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Christian heretic. Half-assed mystic. Devoutly spiritual but can have a sense of humour about it (up to a point).

I have a variety of interests and will engage on many different topics, but most of my own posts will promote spiritual ideas and ideals.

Straight, cis man (devastatingly handsome).

Non-bigot. We're all one human family.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I love how it feels between my toes!

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Public libraries do not mess around.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's how I lost my previous life.

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I gave up over 11 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Jimmy Kimmel.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I always assumed you were Bob Newhart. Oops!

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TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Yeesh, don't remind me!

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It's not funny. It's a serious condition.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Mine turned into caterpillars and crawled right off my face.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Whenever you feel guilty about eating a lot of food just remember that the blue whale can eat 40 million krill in a day but everyone still loves them.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's why they're called "pigs of the sea." Everyone calls them that.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What about two-inch metal spikes? I'm asking for a fiend.

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Wait… WHAT??!?!?!?

Trump is now publicly fantasising about getting reelected and throwing the president's wife in jail, as revenge for 12 jurors in Manhattan finding Trump guilty of a crime.

I am truly lost for words. As a political campaign message, this makes zero sense.

Clearly, my field of political analysis does not suffice. If a psychologist or a doctor has an analysis of these ramblings of a madman, I am all ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUsWoGclQ4

TheZorse ,
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@randahl

Why are you trying to analyze this? It's unanalyzable.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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What should I call this big sleepy guy? He already has a name, I just need urgent help coming up with an 86th nickname for Fishy. I'm sure all the other cat people on here understand.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Vincenzo

TheZorse ,
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The Maestro

lowqualityfacts , to random
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LeBron makes a good point.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I would call that a slam dunk. That guy's unstoppable!

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Low Quality Facts, high quality cats.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Penguin with Fishbone shirt: "What am I? Chopped liver?"

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I think we have more than enough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What a silly goose!

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I love Channing Tater.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Aw, that's so sweet potato.

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May the December 25th be with you.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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@lowqualityfacts

I think the Orthodox celebrate it around Jan 7th.

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