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TheZorse

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Christian heretic. Half-assed mystic. Devoutly spiritual but can have a sense of humour about it (up to a point).

I have a variety of interests and will engage on many different topics, but most of my own posts will promote spiritual ideas and ideals.

Straight, cis man (devastatingly handsome).

Non-bigot. We're all one human family.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I love how it feels between my toes!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Public libraries do not mess around.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's how I lost my previous life.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I gave up over 11 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Jimmy Kimmel.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I always assumed you were Bob Newhart. Oops!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Yeesh, don't remind me!

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Wait… WHAT??!?!?!?

Trump is now publicly fantasising about getting reelected and throwing the president's wife in jail, as revenge for 12 jurors in Manhattan finding Trump guilty of a crime.

I am truly lost for words. As a political campaign message, this makes zero sense.

Clearly, my field of political analysis does not suffice. If a psychologist or a doctor has an analysis of these ramblings of a madman, I am all ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUsWoGclQ4

TheZorse ,
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@randahl

Why are you trying to analyze this? It's unanalyzable.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I think we have more than enough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What a silly goose!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's not funny. It's a serious condition.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Mine turned into caterpillars and crawled right off my face.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Whenever you feel guilty about eating a lot of food just remember that the blue whale can eat 40 million krill in a day but everyone still loves them.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's why they're called "pigs of the sea." Everyone calls them that.

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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Oh man, that explains why I can't smell cinnamon! I always put it in my left nostril. All this time I just thought I was weird.

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I feel so bad for them.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I can't stop crying about this.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder if they still keep the doctor away.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Actually a number of studies have shown that a pear will keep a nurse away but not a doctor.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What about two-inch metal spikes? I'm asking for a fiend.

lowqualityfacts , (edited ) to random
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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That there is such a thing as a diss track makes me weep for the state of music. 😭

lowqualityfacts , to random
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What should I call this big sleepy guy? He already has a name, I just need urgent help coming up with an 86th nickname for Fishy. I'm sure all the other cat people on here understand.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Vincenzo

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

The Maestro

lowqualityfacts , to random
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LeBron makes a good point.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I would call that a slam dunk. That guy's unstoppable!

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Low Quality Facts, high quality cats.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Penguin with Fishbone shirt: "What am I? Chopped liver?"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Rami Malek.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's the sole reason that I don't wear a watch. Well... that and the fact that I'm shaped like a horse.

TheZorse , to random
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I find the fediverse can be extremely negative, so today I celebrate three accounts (aside from 3GoodThings) that I look forward to seeing posts from, and which in one way or another brighten my day:

@historyofpunkrock

@lowqualityfacts

@SantMat

These aren't the only accounts I like, but they consistently buoy my spirits.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Nature is crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I friggin' knew it!

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That's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Can't say I blame them.

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I love Channing Tater.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Aw, that's so sweet potato.

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May the December 25th be with you.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I think the Orthodox celebrate it around Jan 7th.

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I love Keanu Reeves.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Face it, K.R., you're uncancelable!

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I love Pedro Pascal.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I always knew he was a liar. Sorry, "actor."

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I can feel it circulating down there.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts Does that apply to someone who only walks on his hands? I'm asking for a friend.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Did I win my staring contest with the eclipse?
Yes.

Are my eyes so powerful that I did not need to wear eclipse glasses?
Yes.

Do I need you to support my Patreon so I can afford a very urgent yet unrelated visit to the optometrist?
Yes.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know about this eclipse business. I looked and looked and didn't see a thing.

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I can't wait
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

My day has finally come!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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This blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I think that's why skates were invented.

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Happy National Potato Month everyone!
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Let's take this global!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Why go to the gym when you can just lick a popsicle?
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I prefer to yodel. Really works up a sweat.

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Please support my Patreon so I can continue to...

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...do whatever it is exactly that I do.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

You educate. Yes, that's it, educate.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Clint Eastwood has some strong opinions about some weird stuff.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Dude's totally quackers.

Strandjunker , to random
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Just a thought: Instead of TikTok, how about we ban assault weapons first?

TheZorse ,
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@Strandjunker You mean like in every other western and probably most non-western countries?

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🌈❀🛼 70s ⍟🎙🌈

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🎵 Post music from the outta sight 70s (any genre, no remixes) along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Candy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

She says, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"

🍷 Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side + Rusty Nail🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Video with still of Lou Reed album cover. Name a more diverse decade than the 70s

TheZorse ,
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@flexghost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itzLnmvq9JM

TheZorse ,
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@flexghost And my grande finale...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBVFM__Xus

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