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TheZorse

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Christian heretic. Half-assed mystic. Devoutly spiritual but can have a sense of humour about it (up to a point).

I have a variety of interests and will engage on many different topics, but most of my own posts will promote spiritual ideas and ideals.

Straight, cis man (devastatingly handsome).

Non-bigot. We're all one human family.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

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I love Keanu Reeves.

TheZorse ,
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Face it, K.R., you're uncancelable!

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I love Pedro Pascal.

TheZorse ,
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I always knew he was a liar. Sorry, "actor."

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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Oh man, that explains why I can't smell cinnamon! I always put it in my left nostril. All this time I just thought I was weird.

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I feel so bad for them.
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TheZorse ,
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I can't stop crying about this.

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I wonder if they still keep the doctor away.
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TheZorse ,
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Actually a number of studies have shown that a pear will keep a nurse away but not a doctor.

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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

TheZorse ,
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That there is such a thing as a diss track makes me weep for the state of music. 😭

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TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

My day has finally come!

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I love Rami Malek.

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's the sole reason that I don't wear a watch. Well... that and the fact that I'm shaped like a horse.

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TheZorse ,
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I think that's why skates were invented.

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TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I friggin' knew it!

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Happy National Potato Month everyone!
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TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Let's take this global!

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That's so interesting.
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TheZorse ,
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Can't say I blame them.

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Why go to the gym when you can just lick a popsicle?
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TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I prefer to yodel. Really works up a sweat.

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Please support my Patreon so I can continue to...

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...do whatever it is exactly that I do.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

TheZorse ,
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@lowqualityfacts

You educate. Yes, that's it, educate.

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Clint Eastwood has some strong opinions about some weird stuff.

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Dude's totally quackers.

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