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My elementary school best friend's father was one of those people.

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I am personally a good argument for seat belts. I nearly died in an accident because I wasn't wearing one in the back seat. Luckily, I bounced off on the driver's seat, breaking half of my ribs in the process, instead of being ejected from the car.

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No, it was one time consisting of two pumps.

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Idea for future D&D side plot: butterflies are stealing blood at night.

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As someone whose dog has been having health problems for the past year, I agree with this statement.

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Thank you.

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What you actually need is a time machine.

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You don't know the definition of singular?

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Look at their post history and other comments in this thread. That question wasn't being asked in good faith.

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You know, the good old days when you could own people and cutting edge medicine involved literally blowing smoke up someone's ass.

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Don't forget their founder is banned from .world for promoting pedophilia.

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Check the mod log.

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And he'll continue to be a piece of shit until he's rotting in the ground.

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You're using Firefox without unlock origin?

Former Obama adviser: Kushner engaged in ‘level of corruption that we’ve just never seen’ with foreign relations ( thehill.com )

Former Obama deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes said President Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner engaged in a “level of corruption that we’ve just never seen” when talking about his firm’s recent investments overseas. ...

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I'm guessing most people noped out and downvoted before they got that far.

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DEI = Dangerously Electric Illumination. 100x brighter than oled.

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Please don't insult Satanists like that.

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I'm a dungeon master so I'm technically God.

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As an atheist, I wish there were more Christians like you.

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In my younger days told a Jehova's Witness that Jesus was my favorite fictional character because he had the coolest superpowers. They went from overjoyed that I was engaging with them to Charlie Brown sad walking away in the space of a sentence.

These days I'd probably be more rude but less offensive.

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Try Hollow Knight and Dead Cells. Both ran perfectly on my ancient laptop.

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I almost ate the onion as well.

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When I was teenager, I got a speeding ticket in a different state and ignored it. Several months later, I got a notice that my home state was going to suspend my license over it unless I dealt with it within a month. Because I had skipped my court date, the only way I could do that was to drive 10 hours, show up early to court, and request that the DA and judge add my case to the docket.

So, I drove overnight, showed up early, and they agreed to hear my case. In the state I was in, at triffic court they have you stand in line and when you're 3rd in line the ADA asks your name and pulls your file to the top and the DA then reads the charges out load when it's your turn.

As I'm next in line, the DA starts reading the case of the person in front of me and it's almost identical to mine. We were both clocked going significantly over the speed limit (I was actually going slightly faster), we were both from out of state, and we had both failed to appear to our scheduled court date. The judge hit him with a $200 fine and $150 court fee that would be reduced to $100 if it was paid on the spot in cash. I began to panic. I only had $250 until my next paycheck and my license was due to be suspended before then. I could barely hear the DA read off the details of my case over my pulse in my ears. The judge listened then announced my fine: $75 plus the court fee.

The only difference between myself and the person in front of me was our race. Yes, we were in a southern state and, yes, the judge was an old, white man.

Go outside or go to jail: Top NC Republican targets trans restroom rights ( www.rawstory.com )

Christian nationalist North Carolina Republican Lt. Governor Mark Robinson, currently the leading candidate for the GOP nomination for governor, launched an attack on transgender women years after the Tar Heel State's last GOP governor cost the state millions – and possibly billions – of dollars, and cost him his political...

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I've literally walked out of restrooms with no dividers or space between urinals. I don't need a stranger's piss splashing on me.

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Yes, it's the only way Republicans can get elected.

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Taylot Swift vaccines

These will never work. She's just too infectious.

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Why is this the second Monical Lewinsky joke I've seen on Lemmy today? Did I fall into a time warp?

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Odd that there was no response to this.

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You are confusing line cooks with dishwashers. No one hires a line cook that has no experience or training.

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You're talking to an actual chef with over 20 years of hiring experience. You don't hire line cooks with no experience.

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Have fun in 2023, I'll stick to living in the current year.

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You think Tim Cook, billionaire CEO of a wildly anti-consumer company, gives a shit about anyone but himself?

I've got a bridge to sell you.

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Imagine the smell

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it's a Quebec dish!

Right so... Canadian.

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Still would.

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Ah yes, I too remember the good old days of stumbling home drunk in the dark because my cab never came.

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When I lived in Washington there was a public access show that aired once a week at 1 or 2 AM called Mike Hunt for President. It was literally hardcore porn and homemade commercials for Marijuana. There was one particular tag line that stuck with me for years. "Marijuana, it's not crack."

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