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Swedneck

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Public transport enthusiast living in sweden.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts This remains the primary way us nordics ingest sustenance in the summer, you'll see herds of us shuffling through the forests on all fours, leaving dessicated wild strawberries in our wake.

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I love elephants.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts An adult elephant can empty a termite colony in roughly 5 hours, however they rarely do this for the same reason humans rarely consume 50 packets of pop rocks in a row.

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That's so interesting.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is unfortunately a high quality fact, as multiple species of modern day birds have been observed reproducing asexually from time to time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis#Birds

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts mind you, this is not something unique to them, this is just how it is in england.

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Wow, you learn something new about Iceland every day.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts the name's etymology comes from "ei's land", meaning "Is not land" in norwegian.

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Nature is crazy.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts They are made of solid mooscle

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Obviously.
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Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts Every squircle is aware.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Feeling down because everyone on social media is funnier than you? Don't despair. Instead, find the funniest person you know and eat them. Devouring another human won't transfer their sense of humor to you or anything, but it will give you one less funny person to compete with.

Swedneck ,
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@lowqualityfacts Don't forget the importance of nutrition, with your opposition digesting you'll be much better equipped to be funny

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I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

A post tagging me that says: "With the misinformation problem we have in this country right now leading to the rise of outright FASCISM, I don't think "low quality facts" is even something which should be put into the public discourse. It's like Kelly Anne Conway's "alternative facts".....the goal should be to fight misinformation in any way possible...not pollute social media with any of it....even in jest at this point. It's not funny and it's destroying a democracy. Thanks.With the misinformation problem we have in this country right now leading to the rise of outright FASCISM, I don't think "low quality facts" is even something which should be put into the public discourse. It's like Kelly Anne Conway's "alternative facts".....the goal should be to fight misinformation in any way possible...not pollute social media with any of it....even in jest at this point. It's not funny and it's destroying a democracy. Thanks."
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    Swedneck ,
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    @lowqualityfacts ummm actually owls CANNOT operate cameras and spreading such misinformation is extremely irresponsible in today's political climate.

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