@lowqualityfacts This remains the primary way us nordics ingest sustenance in the summer, you'll see herds of us shuffling through the forests on all fours, leaving dessicated wild strawberries in our wake.
@lowqualityfacts ingesting food and liquids through a straw invariably intensifies their flavour. Early experiments with this method proved so overpowering that researchers considered renaming the fruit ‘strawgasms’.
@lowqualityfacts very true. Only later it was found, that you can use the left over grains from straw production for strawberry consumption, to produce flour.