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StephenTallentyre

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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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I just saw a pretty gruesome picture, and I couldn't even be fazed by it because of how bad the description was:

"Figure 1: Respiratory orifices including nose and mouth impacted with rice grain"

Why did it say "including"? Are there other respiratory orifices I don't know about?

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One of the coolest part about learning different languages is when you get to point of thinking in that language.

(Those poor Lisp developers...)

Scene from Bedazzled where the main character, played by Brendan Fraser, realizes he is speaking in Spanish.

StephenTallentyre ,
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@alice @dougwade @catsalad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqvCNb7fKsg

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    StephenTallentyre ,
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    @alice

    That looks amazing. I don't know how to make eggs any way other than scrambled. I should probably learn.

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    StephenTallentyre ,
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    @alice

    I have complete ease in believing this image. People will slam dope in public blatantly and with no attempt to hide anything having been made, and then look at everyone looking at them funny as if to ask why. That ain't nothin', sadly.

    alice , to random
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    I don't even know what planet this cat originated on sometimes.

    Black and white cat on top of a cat tower making a bizarre face. She might have been grooming herself and then cat.exe crashed.

    StephenTallentyre ,
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    @alice

    Earlier today, mine started yelling at me incessantly out of nowhere, and then somehow psyched herself out to the point of pacing the house while on high alert—back arched, puffed up to the apparent size of a slightly larger cat, pupils dilated like eclipsed moons, all of it—and then she just randomly growled at my mom for no obvious reason.

    This was entirely my own doing and all of it could've been avoided easily. All I had to do was not clean my own bathroom even though it needed it.

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    I threw all my nsfw OC stuff in a gallery so it's more convenient for y'all 😉

    One catch—if you click the link, then you're socially obligated to reply here with the most adorable picture you can find :blobcatpuffyblush:

    To ensure plausible deniability for others, please post cute pics even if you didn't click the link :neocat_boop_happy:

    Wow :sparkles_trans: so much plausible deniability!

    Update 2024-06-29 added:

    • polaroid
    • horsepower

    https://drive.proton.me/urls/5T95R4XMK4#SocOvsNTlNb1

    Tips are super-cool :floofHeart:
    https://buymeacoffee.com/alice.watson

    StephenTallentyre ,
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    @alice

    alice , to random
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    Hey you! Yeah 🫵 you.

    How ya doin'?

    Having a good Saturday?
    Getting enough to eat?
    Are you sleeping well?

    Okay, just checking in on ya.

    💕❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕

    StephenTallentyre ,
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    @alice

    I'm pretty much always awake, lol.

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