LordAmplifier

@LordAmplifier@pawb.social

one singular braincell :3
they / he / she

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LordAmplifier ,

We once had a bunny who couldn't stand bottles of any kind. When you put a bottle on the floor, he would knock it over. It was adorable. I miss him every day <3

LordAmplifier ,

If it's non-toxic, does that mean that I can eat this glue?

LordAmplifier ,

I want to be an eepy cat eeping on the internet :c

LordAmplifier ,

Call of Fruity sounds like a gay eldritch dating sim that I'd pour hundreds of hours into :3

LordAmplifier ,

They say "to serve and protect," and what better way to serve me like a good kitten than to give me their gun when I need one :3

LordAmplifier ,

Of course you'll be able to disable it. Until your computer updates the next time, then it'll turn on and you'll need to turn it off again. But then they'll grey out the option not to start it automatically with every reboot and you'll need to close it manually every time. Until they remove that option, too.

LordAmplifier ,

As much as I dislike TikTok, I love the creativity it sparks in some people. Videos like this make me miss r/TikTokCringe a bit because, despite the name, most of what was posted there was genuinely good (or maybe not, I only browsed it by top of the week / month every once in a while).

LordAmplifier ,

Is this better or worse than the one that says "I don't need therapy, I just need to get fucked in public by 14 werewolves"? 🤔

LordAmplifier ,

Speaking of debauchery, I think I might've pavloved myself into associating a particular strain with naughty time a little :3c (or maybe it works with similar strains / the same type of hybrid, too, idk)

LordAmplifier ,

Thank you for adding the vocative -e. I appreciate that you're sticking to proper Latin grammar uwu

LordAmplifier ,

That is very considerate of you. Like David Foster Wallace writes in his essay "Consider the kitty cat ears", you should always consider the kitty cat ears uwu

LordAmplifier ,

Walking to a store? Sounds like communism to me!

LordAmplifier ,

And that's exactly what the internet was made for. Thank you for being awesome uwu7

LordAmplifier ,

Like this? :3

https://files.catbox.moe/phqlus.jpeg

LordAmplifier ,

Nope, sorry :3

gives headpats instead

(but the meme is a mood)

LordAmplifier ,

Oh, I'm SO jealous because having a forest garden is my dream. Do you have to put in a lot of work to keep it in shape?

LordAmplifier ,

That sounds lovely! Thank you for your insight, it's already taught me something new (I didn't know that woodchips prevent compaction, or that it was an issue in the first place). And if your garden looks this pretty in the winter, it must be absolutely stunning in the summer <3

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