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DemocracyMattersALot , 12 days ago to random

Time for Syphilis Jesus (tm) to pay the piper. #BannonCountdown #SteveBannon #SaveTheSyphilis

HailSatan , 12 days ago

@DemocracyMattersALot

@Benjaminblackoak
I know it's not funny at all but I can't stop laughing. Syphilis Jesus, thats hilarious!

#BannonCountdown #SteveBannon #SaveTheSyphilis

lowqualityfacts , 17 days ago to random

That explains a lot.
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HailSatan , 17 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
Baseball isn't boring at all. I always hoped for a sport that makes it possible to eat a sub while playing. Okay, it IS boring but Baseball gave us the Baseball bat and you can ask numerous fascist how good I am with a Baseball bat!

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

I bet he played basketball.
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HailSatan , 19 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
He's been wearing red trousers so the enemy can't see if he's bleeding. For the same reasons the Nazis have been wearing brown trousers.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , 25 days ago to random

I love Bernie Sanders.

HailSatan , 25 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
I guess if the democrats let Bernie go for presidency instead of Hillary Donald Dumb (who in the world decides to be called Donald if there is the possibility to be called John???) would have had a harder fight!

lowqualityfacts , 28 days ago to random

I love elephants.
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HailSatan , 28 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
Did you know that the elephant man wasn't called elephant man because of the look of his face but because of what he had in his trousers? I love elephants too because they never forget, my brain is like a sieve and I'm jealous.

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

Sign me up.
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HailSatan , 28 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
Dude, their bite is poisonous and they ar like 2 meters long as an adult dragon. I'd prefer a chameleon instead. But tbh I don't think exotic animals should be held as a pet. I'm an asshole but I'm not a Joe Schreibvogel like asshole!
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , 2 months ago to random

I'm going to combine the best features of every social media platform to create the ultimate app. It will contain:

-the interconnectivity of Mastodon.
-the simplistic design of Threads.
-the active community of Bluesky.
-the absence of Twitter.

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
You just defined #Fedilab.

lowqualityfacts , 2 months ago to random

I wish he had followed through with this bold vision.
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HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
I never watched any Star Wars but I truly love Mr. Lucas for the LucasArts point and click adventures and I think I'll boot the PS5 now to play Full Throttle.
@lowqualityfacts

futurebird , 1 month ago to random

Official campaign video says "unified reich" to describe Trump victory.

Campaign blames the intern.

I guess we should be happy they aren't just doubling down and saying "what's wrong with unity" or whatever.

The Intern.

That doesn't explain anything!
Why do you have lil nazi interns? (we know why)

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@futurebird
It's never just Trump. It's Trump, it's the ppl in the GOP allowing him to, it's the ppl voting for him. If it would be just Trump he'd go bankrupt like he did with Taj Mahal casino.
@spacegeck

molly0xfff , 1 month ago to random

back in my day we called this spyware

#AI #privacy #Microsoft

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@molly0xfff
My first PC came with DOS 6.22 and has been up to date as I got it. My first mobile phone was able to do calls, not SMS or anything else and has been up to date as I got it. My first phone that you can call a smartphone was a HTC Dream (T-Mobile G1), I got it back in 2009. I've never been afraid of new technologies and always loved to get my hands on them as fast as possible but I'm absolutely not planning to use any AI.

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

Asking Isreal to agree to a ceasefire but then sending them a billion dollars worth of weapons is like telling your dog to stay off the couch but then slathering peanut butter on the cushions.

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
You're american, right? If you'd party near the canadian border and a big group of islamistic terrorists would cross the border, brutally raping and killing thousands of ppl and your gouverment starts an invasion in Canada, would you want them to stop before the islamistic thread is whiped out? It's a war the Hamas could instantly stop if they'd put down the weapons and give up. But the Hamas sinply prefers taking humans as shields.

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

That's so generous.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
He anounced that after dreaming of a hybrid lifeform he either calls Rick or Dat.

If you really want to laugh: the thingie on the picture can be bought on Etsy. It costs 360€. That's over 400$.

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

Classic Ross.
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HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
I was born in the '80s, was a teen in the '90s but never watched a single episode of Friends, Beverly Hills 90210 or any other american Telenovela of that time.

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

Uh oh, Joe Rogan is thinking out loud again.

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
There are no meat balls if you're eating true italian food. Meat balls and pasta are a pure american thing....

lowqualityfacts , 1 month ago to random

Trump supporters are now wearing diapers. Remember the heartwarming scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler pissed his pants to make the shy nerdy kid feel better? It's like that, except they're doing it to defend a 77 year old fascist who would slaughter their entire family to make a quick buck.

Trump supporters holding a banner that says "Real Men Wear Diapers, Trump 2024"

HailSatan , 1 month ago

@lowqualityfacts
It's a damn Cult!