HailSatan

lowqualityfacts , 2 months ago to random

Not cool Walt.
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HailSatan , 2 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Did you know he was wearing trained and painted mealworm's as mustache?

lowqualityfacts , 2 months ago to random

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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HailSatan , 2 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
That makes sense! I thought Alice Cooper is his biological son but he isn't looking like him at all.

GossiTheDog , 3 months ago to random

Truth Social is apparently based on Mastodon - according to their website.

They claim to have 5 million users.

They just floated on the stock market and have a market cap of $7 billion.

The Fediverse has around 15 million users, so by the same logic this place is worth $21 billion.

You all owe me a million dollars in fake shareholder value for reading this.

HailSatan , 3 months ago

@GossiTheDog
It's a bubble that will burst. The 'social' network made 3.4 million $ in 2023 compared to a loss of 49 million $. It's a scam, a meme. If you buy the share you can as well burn the money to ashes.
@sentient_water

HailSatan , 3 months ago

@philip_cardella
You could simply buy something you really like with the money. I'd have to look how much the share is right now but some time it has been over 66$ a share. With that money you could go to a nice restaurant or if you're living in america (I'm from germany) you could pay for 1-2 months health insurance with the money you'd spend for 1 share. And if you'd do that you wouldn't support a wannabe Dictator...
@GossiTheDog @sentient_water

lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

Incredible.
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HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
I'm not sure about that. But if an ant would have the size of a mouse it could use me instead of a basket ball to throw from the 3 meter line without starting to sweat.
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lowqualityfacts , 3 months ago to random

We made a comic about the ocean.

HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
The stars are in the sky. They would be dead chunks of stone if there wouldn't be suns. The Blobfish is named after the Blob. It's scary by itself and doesn't need a sun to shine. It's all about the position!

lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
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HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
So sad that he could only travel through time once. I'd instantly had like 50 or 60 fascist 'politicians' I'd love to..... I realised it myself. Guess I'd better stop at this point.
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lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

I think I'll stick to candy.
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HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
I need to go to Mexico then! I truely love Amarillos. Did you know that Amardillos are named 'Gürteltier' in germany? If you translate that into english it's Belt Animal.
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lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

I made a rookie mistake in arguing with someone on the internet today, so here's a non-controversial fact to calm things down. I think it's safe to say that we all support the Hemsworths on this one.
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HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
He's not an actor, only a doctor!
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lowqualityfacts , 3 months ago to random

Greek mythology is so fascinating.
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HailSatan , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
But he sometimes metamorphoses into a muscle-bound bull to abduct (and later rape) mortal woman to produce semi-gods. It really is fascinating but at the same time absolutely perverted.

If you don't believe me do a websearch for: Europa, daughter of Agenor.

HourlyBirds Bot , 4 months ago to random

Picture of a #bird

HailSatan , 4 months ago

@HourlyBirds
Is that a
Fratercula arctica? What a beautiful bird!

#bird

lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

Uh oh.

HailSatan , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
I had to do a websearch for him. Jup. It's that boygroup douchebag.

lowqualityfacts , 5 months ago to random

That's reasonable.
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HailSatan , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
That is something I have in common with the americans! Especially because that dirt (Mate & Matcha) have been sold by Atilla Hildmann, a german Neonazi and Covidiot of turkish origin who flew to turkey some time ago to avoid punishment for his various hatecrimes.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , 4 months ago to random

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the first Low Quality Fact ever written. It will no doubt live on in low quality history for eternity.
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HailSatan , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
That are 5 million more than a fish. That's why I prefer eating fish from eating hamster.

lowqualityfacts , 5 months ago to random

Calvin Coolidge will always be my favorite president.
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HailSatan , 4 months ago

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