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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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ElleGray , to random

Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

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@ShinyBlueThing 😄 I love her

ElleGray , to random

Discovering great things about Brazil today. If you have a dream your friends don't think will happen they'll laugh & dismiss it with "Areia demais procaminhãozinho de vcs" which, cruelly and hilariously means, "Too much sand for your little truck."

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Great news, though! I've just been told this can be countered with, "Faco várias viagens" (I make several trips)

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Scottish power

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@Monsieur_Lepetit I think it was more "easy access" to the ones you had taped to your legs lol

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I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

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@DerMolly so far this week I've seen it in lattes, shortbread cookies, and a creme brulee

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@DerMolly this has been going on for a while. I don't think it's the next anything lol. It tastes terrible

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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

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@flargh lol perfect

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    ElleGray OP ,

    @capsulejay oh definitely 🙂

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    ElleGray OP ,

    @farah nope. You can see the corpse of the tea bag sticking up a bit in the middle lol

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    @snail it's not still brewing after they dumped all the cream on top of it lol

    ElleGray OP ,

    @WhyNotZoidberg no, no, I love it with milk. You're not supposed to use cream bc tea has too light a flavor and is overpowered by cream.

    ElleGray , to random

    at this point the only way to cool earth off is to deflect some of the sunlight with something like enormous mirrors that's right our planet needs to become this solar system's first disco ball it's about time we gave something back to this glorious galaxy

    ElleGray OP ,

    @tomjennings ♥️ we've all had days like that, Tom. No harm done

    ElleGray , to random

    so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

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    @deweyritten ty, Dewey 😊

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    @falcennial ♥️

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    @tantramar ty 😊

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    @amiserabilist lol i will do my best 😊

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