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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

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"The creator economy is a shiny veneer hiding an ugly truth: it has nothing to do with empowering creators. It's exploiting them for maximum profit."

That's from Joan Westenberg (@Daojoan).

➡️ https://joanwestenberg.com/blog/its-an-exploiter-economy-not-a-creator-economy

DavBot ,
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@breadandcircuses @Daojoan @Lazarou

YouTube > PeerTube
Tiktok > Loops (coming soon)
Twitch > Owncast
Patreon > Ghost and Liberapay
Substack > Ghost (or WordPress with plugins)

No ads, no algorithms, your payment/support is yours (except for the dang processor fees like stripe PayPal etc.)

Takes hella work, lots of actual engagement and a touch of smart automation but it's possible without the leeches.

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BRAINWORMS BRAINWORMS

GET YOUR BRAINWORMS HERE

DavBot ,
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@MindTGap @dannotdaniel
Every time I hear this song I hear Peter Griffin singing it.

DavBot ,
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@dannotdaniel @MindTGap

hold up--- I got this....

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh, Joe Rogan is thinking out loud again.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Joe Rogan cosplaying as Boba Fett from the Disney show.

futurebird , to random
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"... averages 31 years, with the longest recorded lifespan reaching 51 years. This meter-sized beetle is native to Mexico and Central America, where it inhabits dry and arid environments...."

Meter sized?

METER SIZED?

I need to stop using google the first few results it shows for simple insect questions are always GPT garbage ... LORDY.

DavBot ,
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@futurebird @MOULE

Try out searxng. No fluff like weather, instant answers LLM or otherwise, maps or business listings. Just search results scraped from the top search engines, collated and ranked. I have an instance running:

https://search.davbot.work/

ElleGray , to random
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Can NONE of my dreams come true 😞

DavBot ,
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@ElleGray @clive

Depends... If it's an apocalypse FOR jellyfish I'm happy its not happening. If it's an apocalypse OF jellyfish I am disappoint.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Poor Brian.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts
The finisher would be writing Brain on his Starbucks cup

"Brain Seacrest"

Ailantd , to random
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Remains of a long gone exoplanet civilization.

Quick sketch with digital color overlay.
#scifi #scifiart #alien

DavBot ,
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@Ailantd @Lazarou
"Seed Vault"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Can't argue with that.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Lol I made Sting's breakfast for a few days when he was at the resort I was working at in the early 00's for a show. Muesli and dried apricots.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Fun fact:
Jonah Hill is indeed a sentient hill that is becoming more human-shaped as he erodes. His final form is unknown but is expected to be glorious.

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The FTC has confirmed what we suspected: During the pandemic supply chain disruptions, big grocery chains pressured food suppliers to favor them over smaller competitors and hiked food prices to rake in record profits.

Those prices have stayed high even as disruptions eased.

DavBot ,
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@rbreich

Remember folks, next time you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why do magic the gathering cards say deckmaster

DavBot ,
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@RikerGoogling
At one point I asked my wife if I could get the mtg deckmaster on my lower back.

She said no.
I don't play the game anymore so it was probably for the best.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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bohemian rhapsody klingon lyrics

DavBot ,
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@RikerGoogling

https://youtu.be/097vxabqBIE

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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can a beard come to life

DavBot ,
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@RikerGoogling
Computer, HoloDnD character loadout for a mannequin controlled by a sentient beard, Bard.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Definitely one of the stupider comics I've written.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts

It is the right amount of stupid.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I can't wait.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Potatoad will save us all.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

DavBot ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Fuck your supposed to make low quality facts not bang-on truth-bombs.

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