Coach

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Coach ,

Try to name a more incompetent SCOTUS...and, go!

Coach ,

I'm certain Louisiana classrooms could also use a few verses from The Satanic Bible, too. The Ten Non-Commandments? Maybe we throw it back to the Papyrus of Hunefer or the Epic of Gilgamesh, since Christianity is so derivative.

Coach ,

Sorry. I was referencing an alternate set of "rules" created as part of a “10 ‘Non-Commandments’ Contest” or the list published by Bayer. I find them just as (if not far more) relevant as the Ten Commandments.

Coach ,

Woah woah there on the meme dances, Mr. President. We don't need to love or even like you, but we can't have you defending democracy with a broken hip. We need our centrist, gaffe machine to hang in there, for a few more years, to keep this country from falling to a dollar store dictator. Pretty please.

Vote. Next time for a progressive.

Coach ,

Agreed. This is on the media, as much as it's on the dollar store dictator. Do better.

Coach ,

If hiring a convicted felon, rapist, failed businessman, dementia patient means they'll end up with a bigger yacht to take them to Epstein's private island, then yes. CEOs will gladly back him.

Coach ,

thEy'rE sO cOrrUpt!

– Some MAGA asshole

Coach ,

God's an asshole.

Coach ,

I said to him, “you got to pay your bills.”

– Don Poorleone

Coach ,

These people are anti-Christs. They are quite literally the opposite of everything he believed.

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    Coach ,

    Let's go protest. Name the time and place.

    Remarks by President Biden on Securing Our Border ( www.whitehouse.gov )

    Four months ago, after weeks of intense negotiation between my staff and Democrats and Republicans, we came to a clear — clear bipartisan deal that was the strongest border security agreement in decades. But then Republicans in Congress — not all, but — walked away from it. Why? Because Donald Trump told them to. He told...

    Coach ,

    Ok, Republicons. What's it going to be this time: "devious mastermind Biden" or "dementia Biden"?

    You may only choose one.

    Coach ,

    Wait...the brain worm guy???

    Fuck RFK Jr. and no Biden doesn't need to waste his time with that pissant. Worry about the guy who wants to be king.

    Coach ,

    "...you might be in a cult."

    Coach ,

    Betteridge's law of headlines strikes again!

    Coach ,

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    Coach ,

    It's insane that people think we can terraform Mars when we can't even terraform Earth. Can't wait for the first "Mars Titan" ships to implode in space.

    Coach ,

    Shame shame. Seems like Jesus has really turned his back on y'all.

    Coach ,

    I believe the term of art is "Basket of Deplorables."

    Coach ,

    Good! Rob those fuckers blind.

    Coach ,

    Hope the goon squad is as successful as they were in hanging Mike Pence.

    Coach ,

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/QthUGyefpijDQU3bYH/giphy.gif

    Coach ,

    They all fall in line behind Don Poorleone.

    Coach ,

    Which Trump?

    Coach ,

    At some point, you need to recognize that focusing on stupid gaffes is a great way to distract from the draconian policies the fascists are gearing up to shove down our throats. Waste of fucking time and intellect.

    Coach ,

    Maybe asshole Abbott will find himself in the middle of one of these violent protests.

    Coach ,

    selfishly holding on to power

    Uh...a presidential term is four years.

    same as the Republicans

    Here we go with the "they're all the same" bullshit.

    not a gaffe it is age showing

    ...and your other option is just as old, but hell-bent on ending democracy and installing a fascist plutocracy.

    Americans need to wake up and realize what they're saying and promoting through social channels. If you don't fully understand the immense threat we're facing, don't comment.

    And if you can't stomach voting for an old man who just wants to keep the country from destroying itself, don't vote and move to North Korea.

    Coach ,

    OP, thank you for always giving us your hard-hitting, journalistic best. /s

    Americans: In case you weren't aware, Joe Biden has always been a "gaffe machine" over his lifetime and throughout his entire career. He's even admitted, “I am a gaffe machine, but my God what a wonderful thing compared to a guy who can’t tell the truth.”

    He said, “I’m ready to litigate all those things, the question is what kind of nation are we becoming? What are we going to do? Who are we?” OP, I implore you to ask these questions of yourself.

    When asked "Why him?" Biden stated, “Whether or not I run, whoever runs, I’m going to break my neck to make sure they win,” he said. “We can’t have four more years.”

    He's doing what he committed to do. In my mind, he's infinitely better than the alternative and will continue to be no matter how many hit pieces OP posts. Why don't you exercise your "journalistic" muscles by reporting on actual issues and real governance instead of lame verbal gaffes that have been with Biden since well before he was elected president?

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    Coach ,

    Oh...so you're one of those "career politicians bad" folks. Listen, we've seen what a "Washington outsider" does and Washington cannot afford four more years of it.

    I'm sorry, but your pride might have to take a hit on this one and you might just have to accept that our best option to keep this country together is an old-as-fuck gaffe machine career politician from Delaware.

    Trump promised to scrap climate laws if US oil bosses donated $1bn – report ( www.theguardian.com )

    Donald Trump dangled a brazen “deal” in front of some of the top US oil bosses last month, proposing that they give him $1bn for his White House re-election campaign and vowing that once back in office he would instantly tear up Joe Biden’s environmental regulations and prevent any new ones, according to a bombshell new...

    Coach ,

    Nothing like a good old fashioned quid pro quo resulting in the permanent destruction of the environment for an elderly sociopath who won't be around to see the world burn, but hey...at least he won't serve his final days on earth in jail.

    Even Trump's legacy is bankrupt.

    Coach ,

    Not really "homeless" now is she?

    Coach ,

    Because everyone knows this dumpster fire of a company will eventually be bailed out by the good taxpayers of this country. Pathetic leadership at all levels.

    Coach ,

    Wonderful. Now where's my share?

    Coach ,

    God fucking damn it.

    Coach ,

    Love how they cancelled the event hours before it was scheduled. Seems like they didn't "respect the comfort levels" of the event organizers, participants, and most notably, Harmonica Sunbeam.

    Fuck Brookdale.

    Coach ,

    “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” – Leo Tolstoy

    Coach ,

    Puzzles?? I thought Master Lock made...well, locks?

    Coach ,

    Hear fucking hear!

    Coach ,

    And pray tell, what may one refer to him or herself that doth not offend you, my liege.

    Fucking whiny little bay-bays who can't just grow a pair and accept people for who they are. Piss off, you weaklings.

    Coach ,

    ☝️ This. Right here.

    Coach ,

    acting like

    Lol

    Coach ,

    Let's fucking go.

    Coach ,

    Companies, millionaires, churches (especially those involved in politics), any number of individuals the government seems to value over typical American citizens?

    Coach ,

    "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."

    Coach ,

    Well, fuck it then. Guess I'll just go overthrow the government too, since there are virtually no consequences.

    Coach ,

    Falls down. Goes boom.

    Coach ,

    $1 mil to influence an election? Sounds like money well spent.

    Coach ,

    Every accusation is an admission.

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