Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey ( hard-drive.net )
SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke
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