Aleums

Aleums , 2 days ago to random

Listening to Abba all day: wee hahaha
Having Abba stuck in your head forever: hey what the fuck

Aleums , 12 days ago to random

:bing: best lube for spaghetti

Aleums , 13 days ago to random

Mavis time

Aleums , 1 month ago to random

Mom: we're leaving for the weekend, there's food in the fridge. Please do not turn the living room into an electroacoustic aound studio
Me, five minutes after she leaves:

Aleums , 2 months ago to random

chatroulette for birds

Aleums , 2 months ago to random

Smoking weed with my friend who is a crow and getting too stoned with one bird

Aleums , 2 months ago to random

We made the mistake of putting our old mattress in the hallway and now we can never get rid of it

Aleums , 3 months ago to random

The correct pronouns to use for addressing hills are them/thar

Aleums , 4 months ago to random

Legumes see nitrogen and are like "i could fix him"

Aleums , 5 months ago to random

My partner has written an excellent piece on the ableism in Orson Scott Card's Xenocide and Children of the Mind. She really went off, give it a read! https://disablingscifi.substack.com/p/the-disposable-body?utm_campaign=post&fbclid=PAAab-L_rofzEZ1LN7_4Ef3t7pbxyFXHLNvEf4US-VfYk_3PMZvtpNb7eiPlE

Aleums , 5 months ago to random

under my presidency we will put a human shit on mars

Aleums , 5 months ago to random

Hey mom, yeah I'm at the gun fight. No, yeah, everyone else has a gun. No mom, no, it- mom everyone is laughing at me. Can you please just come pick me up. Okay. Love you too