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APBBlue

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Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. I don't shoot dogs. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week.

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APBBlue , to random
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My head bone insurance changed with my new job, and my dentist doesn't take my new insurance, so that's super annoying.

APBBlue OP ,
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@sollat I know -- I really like my dentist. 😐

futurebird , (edited ) to random
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… and the stupid wind took my hat. I didn’t even have it on I was holding it worried about the wind — pulled it right out of my hand. How did people live wearing hats all the time!?

Maybe the MTA people have some kind of grabber??

APBBlue ,
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@futurebird noooooooo! It looks like a very nice hat! 😞

APBBlue ,
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@futurebird Very glad you got it back! 😁

ElleGray , to random
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cat. embodying the essence of cats. No.

APBBlue ,
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@ElleGray agreed

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    APBBlue ,
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    @ElleGray Just to the end of the drink would be great.

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    APBBlue ,
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    @ElleGray mmmmm

    ElleGray , to random
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    don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

    APBBlue ,
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    @ElleGray also pantaloons

    jerry , to random
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    Now I know they are desperate for clicks, but the teaser for this fund raising grift seems pretty ill advised given current events

    APBBlue ,
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    @jerry lol

    DeliaChristina , to random
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    whoooo is drinking unpasteurized milk? WHO.

    what's next, people, licking asbestos?

    anyway.
    today is a humdinger.

    APBBlue ,
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    @DeliaChristina hippy dippy white people who didn't get vaccinated for COVID-19 and are voting for Kennedy.

    Stoned_Deva_ , to random
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    The older I get, the more impossible it is to open anything that's childproof. And though I may've sprained my thumbs in the process, these gummies were worth it.

    APBBlue ,
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    @sollat @Stoned_Deva_ @LibertyForward1 My migraine medication is nearly impossible to open without scissors. Which is not great for something I need to take IMMEDIATELY to avoid a headache!

    APBBlue ,
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    @sollat @Stoned_Deva_ @LibertyForward1 Just this past week I came to the realization that reading glasses might be helpful. 😐

    APBBlue , to random
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    A few years ago, I ordered the Passover package from Hill Country Barbecue, and now they email me every spring. (I'm not Jewish -- I just like brisket.)

    APBBlue OP ,
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    @sollat It was delicious! I'm tempted.

    jerry , to random
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    I get to go visit the house my oldest son and his fiancé are buying today. I have to say that it’s an odd realization that my biological purpose for existing is now complete.

    APBBlue ,
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    @jerry powering real estate transactions?

    (jk)

    APBBlue , to random
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    Completed yellow wall looks nice and cheerful!

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    APBBlue ,
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    @sollat Congrats!

    APBBlue , to random
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    It's , and I haven't seen even one cat on my feed yet. I DEMAND A REFUND.

    APBBlue OP ,
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    @sollat She looks extremely annoyed. 😂

    sollat , to random
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    Milli and I might play a little Bitey Straw later, as a special Caturday activity.

    Video: a fluffy white cat chews on a wrapped straw from Starbucks and is surprised when she punctures the straw with a tiny crack sound (twice). She gives is a little snuffly sniff at the end for no discernible reason.

    APBBlue ,
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    @sollat I too like to chew on straws

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I will never own a better shirt than this.

    APBBlue ,
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    @lowqualityfacts That's a high-quality shirt! And cat!

    wdlindsy , to random
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    Tim Alberta, son of a pastor of an evangelical church and author of a new book about the collapse of white US evangelicalism to nationalism, The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory, speaks with Mona Charen. He tells her that Trump's white evangelical supporters began by making a transactional arrangement with him.


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    https://www.thebulwark.com/podcast-episode/the-evangelical-crack-up-2/

    APBBlue ,
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    @wdlindsy Good book. I'm most of the way through it.

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    APBBlue ,
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    @vampiress 😐

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