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666dollarfootlong , in Alphabet Notes - 2794

Just wait for the swedish/finnish letters dlc. Å (read as "the swedish O"), Ä and Ö are just stuck on at the end after Z.

Perhyte OP ,

I do have some good news on the dotted letters being friends though: ij is considered a single letter in Dutch. Go ahead, try selecting just one of them there.

The same is of course true for the upper-case variant IJ, but that form unfortunately leaves out the dots.

Gee2oo40 , in 2795 - Glass-Topped Table

Is a glass straw included?

Percy , in 2795 - Glass-Topped Table

Had to go to xkcd explained for this one

InEnduringGrowStrong OP ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yea, the glass topped glass-topped table... it's an OK pun but it's not gonna become my favorite comic of his.

MrBakedBeansOnToast , in xkcd #2801: Contact Merge

I don’t get it

fearout ,
@fearout@kbin.social avatar

There’s a link to explain xkcd right in the post, but in short — they’re the same person.

Localhorst86 , in xkcd #2805: Global Atmospheric Circulation

imagine he had missed the shot...

lowleveldata , in xkcd #2806: Anti-Vaxxers

I think people are just afraid of injection in general. And someone took that small fear and turns it into conspiracies and what not.

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

As far as i know the fear of vaccines started growing because of Andrew Wakefield.

Andrew Wakefield developed a vaccine against measles, however the MMR vaccine was already on the market doing its job just fine. So how could he make sure that his vaccine was taken instead of the MMR?

He had to start lying. So he started to spread the notion that the MMR vaccine would cause autism. My memory hets fuzzy from here on but basically it was MMR vaccine causing autism because it would mess with gut bacteria and to prove that he was messing with data and his colleagues and until they realized what was happening the damage was already done. And over time the lie from Wakefield turned into the commonly known "vaccines cause autism".

Hbomberguy has a very comprehensive video about it: https://youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc

fushuan ,

As a small correction from the video itself: it isn't just that he wanted to sell the individual vaccines, it's that the parents of the kids that underwent tests wanted the investigation to go through to sue the MMR vaccine company. It was all a sham from the beginning.

echodot ,

He never even had to serve prison time for any of this.

He did have his medical license taken away, which was basically the band minimum they could have done, but really he should have faced prosecution.

Dagwood222 , in xkcd #2806: Anti-Vaxxers

Pick and choose science.

Some one claimed that they knew climate change was a hoax because there have been Ice Ages in the past.

So, you believe the scientist who tells you there was an Ice Age 60,000 years ago but don't believe the same person when they tell you that climate change is real.

Polar ,

I told someone I don't believe in their magical sky creature, I believe in science. They told me the "magical sky creature created science", so then I asked why they are against science if their God created it?

Never got a response. Religion is just picking and choosing your way through life while using a magical sky creature as your scape goat.

deweydecibel , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Counterpoint: devs frequently downplay user's needs and inflate the importance of their own ideas, and because they're often in an echo chamber of their own team's environment, they never hear meaningful kickback from anyone they respect (because they certainly don't respect users).

Then they share this comic back forth literally every time users complain.

Someone, in the slack channels of reddit's devs, shared this exact comic with this exact attitude because of the backlash. And it was met with the same approval as the comments here.

GuyDudeman , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable
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Much like the old internet adage: if you want to know the answer to something, confidently state the wrong answer, and inevitably someone who knows the correct answer will chime in to correct you.

malloc , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Sounds like a future forever paid customer to me. Want overheating back? Pay $4.99 per month in perpetuity and ongoing maintenance costs lol.

AdmiralShat ,

The more subscription models there are, the more people there are creating cracks for subscriptions

Locorock ,

you do realize you can't "crack" maintenance right?

Treczoks , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Sounds awfully familiar. One of our customer wanted a very specific option our system does not provide - because it makes no sense at all. But instead that the customer discusses what is good and what is not, based on our >40 years of international experience in the field, we just got a bunch of drawings telling me that I should do something in the way a political committee with no professional input had decided.

Customer pays for it, customer gets it. Fun fact: I know they will get sick of what they cooked up in no time, so I already installed a "kill switch". As soon as they get sick of their stupid idea, I can reverse it with a single option. Bossman says to take the same amount of money for switching it back, and he knows they will pay.

JackGreenEarth ,
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

What's the option, if you don't mind me asking?

sergih123 ,

Is there a remindme bot or smt? hahaha

lieuwex ,

I saw somebody mention that you can use a mastodon remind me bot on lemmy just fine. But I don't remember what the name of the bot was.

can ,

Wow, that sounds great. Hopefully someone remembers the name soon.

@remindme 1 hour

@sergih123

remindme Bot ,
@remindme@mstdn.social avatar

@can Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Aug 3, 2023 at 1:23 PM PDT.

remindme Bot ,
@remindme@mstdn.social avatar

@can Here is your reminder!

metaStatic , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

CorrectHorseBatteryStaple')DROP TABLE users;--

Felix_Bardner ,
@Felix_Bardner@pawb.social avatar

And that's why we sanitize our inputs

nottheengineer ,

Is that you, bobby?

toothpaste_sandwich , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

Ooo the transcript in a little menu is a nice touch. Lemmy startin' ta get slick.

palordrolap , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

Heh. I remember at one place, my password wasn't liked very much by the account creation script the sysadmin wrote. The password started with a dollar sign and I think that was being inadvertently parsed as a $variable somewhere.

Thinking about it, I have to wonder what would have happened if the password started and ended with backticks. Bobby Tables moment?

(The thought also occurs now that he might have been siphoning off the passwords something, but even though some of my generation (and moreso previous generations) are known for using the same password for everything, this was in the days before the Web really took off, so most people would have only had one place where they used a password: that system.

The system wasn't encrypted, and being the sysadmin, he had access to everything and to change passwords anyway, so keeping plaintext passwords would have been a pointless endeavour.)

Jakylla OP ,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Password: $(sudo rm -rf /*)

freamon , in xkcd #1597: Git

I literally did this yesterday.

I've since found chats with Bing are surprisingly informative.

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