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randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2863: Space Typography
qaz , in xkcd #2863: Space Typography
Planet Pixel offset Relative Distance in Comic Actual Distance in AU
Mercury 93 0.3907 0.39
Venus 169 0.7101 0.72
Earth 238 1 1
Mars 362 1.5210 1.52
Jupiter 1229 5.1639 5.2
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Btw, I also really like how you misspelled "typo" in the title

Lemminary , in xkcd #2863: Space Typography

Where tf does the xkcd author get all these comic ideas from. Like jfc, I haven't had a single good thought in the past 10 years and counting.

teejay ,

He's super smart. I've always thought that an idea he has for a comic starts as part of a funny and/or interesting conversation he was having with friends or colleagues. Then later he remembers some of them and makes comics out of them.

That's how I imagine it, anyway.

MentalEdge , in Exploits of a Mom
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A classic

LazaroFilm , in Exploits of a Mom
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That reminds me of the guy that added code next to his license plate and would crash traffic cameras that way.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Is this the dude in California that got “null” as a license plate and ended up getting all the fines for which California couldn’t determine whose car it was that ran the red light?

LazaroFilm ,
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No, it’s this one: https://hackaday.com/2014/04/04/sql-injection-fools-speed-traps-and-clears-your-record/

But the NULL is pretty smart. You get all the tickets but then it’s harder for them to find your actual tickets among all those invalid ones. So you could probably contest them all easily.

Artyom ,

"Contest them all easily" -> go to court twice a week and wait in line for an hour to get them waived forever in the off chance that you get a real ticket which only happens to most people once every couple of years.

Vilian ,

the off chance that you get a real ticket which only happens to most people once every couple of years.

you are missing the point, now he can always run at 300km/h

Artyom ,

"Oh look at that car going 300km/h, guess I can arrest him on the spot now and since this is so serious, I should actually go to court and testify to make sure this guy doesn't get away with it. And since his license plate says "Null", we can charge him for intent to commit a crime in addition to the crime, he'll spend some substantial time in jail for this" - the cop about to pull you over

Thisfox , in Exploits of a Mom

Student names that really exist in my local area: "L-A" (pronounced "Elldashah") and Hazmat (shortened to Mat). Not had a Bobby Tables yet, but getting that dash into Eldashahs name was a difficult task, I am told.

MalditoBarbudo , in Exploits of a Mom

There is a professional ski athlete, Canadian I think, called Nullmeyer, I always think of "little bobby tables" when I see her, but seems like ski tv and databases were made by people that sanitize the inputs

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 , in xkcd #2864: Compact Graphs
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Massive waste of space. Should've used a smaller font size.

umbraroze , in xkcd #2866: Snow
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I'm from Finland. This is how it usually goes in the winter:

During the 2 hours of daylight we get at this latitude:

  • Ooooooh this is pretty
  • Bet I can get some nice photographs
  • ...or I would, if the sky wasn't overcast goddamn it

Other times:

  • Rummaging through the closet for wool socks and more clothing
  • Put on the headphones, hit the metal music collection on my Nokia, and face the Darkness with a grim stare
  • Would hit the beer, but not in this economy
sep , in xkcd #2866: Snow

I am always impressed by how randall can show a lot of detail in very VERY simple shapes. Eg the head rotation in this case.

marcos , in xkcd #2867: DateTime

From the wikipedia:

TCB ticks faster than clocks on the surface of the Earth by 1.550505 × 10−8 (about 490 milliseconds per year)

It's amazing that this level of detail is relevant to anything.

ericbomb , in xkcd #2867: DateTime

We use datediff in sql and let God handle the rest.

"Oh but they're in different time zones"
"Oh did you account for if one is in day light savings and other isn't"
"Aren't some of these dates stored in UTC and some local?"

Are all problems I do not care about.

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
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This is why we should just move to a universal time zone and stop with the day light savings.

nxdefiant ,

We have that, it's called Unix time, and the only thing it doesn't account for is time dilation due to relativity.

it's perfect

phoneymouse ,

If your system hasn’t been upgraded to 64-bit types by 2038, you’d deserve your overflow bug

Appoxo ,
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Let's just nake it 128-Bit so it's not our problem anymore.
Hell, let's make it 256-Bit because it sounds like AES256

phoneymouse ,

64 bits is already enough not to overflow for 292 billion years. That’s 21 times longer than the estimated age of the universe.

elvith , in xkcd #2867: DateTime
hakunawazo ,

Thank you, but I gave up halfway through the list.

BeautifulMind , in xkcd #2867: DateTime
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LOL whenever I have to work with DateTime systems that try to account for every possibility (and fail trying) I am reminded that in some disciplines, it's acceptable to simplify drastically in order to do 'close enough' work.

I mean, if spherical cows are a thing because that makes the math of theoretical physics doable, why not relativity-free or just frame-constant date-time measures that are willing to ignore exotic edge cases like non-spherical livestock?

randoot OP , in xkcd #2868: Label the States

I was expecting this one to be interactive but then I noticed the alt text. I'm not a geography nerd who's going to explain this one

brown567 ,

The map looks correct at first glance, but he's added another 14 states by drawing the borders wrong XD

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