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sxan , in facts
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Where do witches store it?

SuckMyWang ,

In their orbs

sxan ,
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Oooooooh, their orbs.

Duh. Egg and my face are in perfect alignment.

FilthyShrooms ,

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Diplomjodler3 , (edited ) in Just wizard problems.

Somebody needs to work on their warding spells.

MacedWindow Mod , in Just wizard problems.
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Gnome in your home

No_Eponym , in Zimzamarus - Perry Bible Fellowship
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Zimzamarus

Mofo hits like a bus

It ain't gotta be discus'd

You'ah 'bouta be percussed

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BoxerDevil , in Zimzamarus - Perry Bible Fellowship

Walked right in to that one

JayDee , in Zimzamarus - Perry Bible Fellowship

Shoes off AND pants off? He ded.

Neato ,
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I think I see a blood splatter in there too

something_random_tho , in Zimzamarus - Perry Bible Fellowship

Even in Hogwarts the geese are little cunts.

EldritchFeminity , in Mana potions

I don't have a recipe for mana potions, but according to my book of Eorzean recipes, a Hi-Elixir requires:

  • 1/2 a sprig of rosemary
  • Ice
  • 1 ounce (30ml) curacao
  • 1 ounce (30ml) gin
  • 1 ounce (30ml) triple sec
  • 2 ounces (60ml) lime juice
  • 1/2 ounce (15ml) of maple syrup.

In a cocktail shaker, muddle the rosemary sprig. Fill the shaker with ice and the remaining ingredients. Shake vigorously. Pour through a fine-mesh strainer into a glass.

tacosanonymous , in Mana potions

I’m scared by the notion that this was supposed to have sound.

Zehzin , in Mana potions
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Working on my night cheese

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I'm convinced that this is permanently etched into my brain, because I think of it every time I eat cheese late.

edgemaster72 ,
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-- Wiz Lemon

synae , in Gotta upgrade my palantir package
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Really makes ya ponder

mozz Admin , in Gotta upgrade my palantir package
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I for real thought this was a programming post at first, about the supervillain software company, and thought oh shit oh fuck why do people have palantir packages installed what did I miss

SzethFriendOfNimi , in search history

Maybe look for ASMR by Punkey Doodles for some sexy wizarding

https://youtube.com/shorts/yZ8sdYpqwNY

Bishma , in Gotta upgrade my palantir package
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Infinite realities and still nothing worth watching.

SpaceNoodle , in search history

My wife's search history after she first encountered Gale

Nima ,
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mine as well. who doesn't love a handsome, nerdy wizard ? 🥰

SpaceNoodle ,

If I weren't working on my Unix beard, I'd cosplay as him.

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