Mango ,
macmacfire ,
@macmacfire@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah yes, a true hero

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resurrects his dead parents into florahuman abominations.

Ulrich_the_Old ,

Calling batman a hero is a bit much.

leaky_shower_thought ,

to abide by certain rules governing character behavior in order to protect the franchise and consumer products sales.

TIL that superheroes are also obligated to fight against 4rth wall problems

Makeitstop ,

Yes?

In this case it's corporate being especially protective of Batman, and terrified of anything that might affect toy sales (among other things). IIRC Justice League unlimited had quite a few episodes shot down or rewritten because of various Batman related edicts from on high. And parental backlash after Batman Returns is part of why we got Joel Schumacher. Hell, it's how we got Robin and the no killing rule, because they wanted to make the comics more marketable to kids.

Shit on the other side of the 4th wall is often the biggest problem superheroes face, and not just through censorship. It's why Spider-Man made a deal with the devil. And it's why Arkham has a revolving door, since popular and marketable villains need to keep coming back (which is why the "Batman should kill people" argument is idiotic, as any villain that won't stay in jail will also refuse to stay dead).

These are corporate owned characters. The company in charge is going to care far more about making money and protecting their brand than they will about art, consistency, or even whether their policies are rational. Hell, they canceled a Green Lantern show that was popular and successful because they weren't happy with the fucking toy sales.

leaky_shower_thought ,

thanks for this great insight!

the only thing i knew related with toy sales are ewoks.

green lantern, being a popular show, definitely scaled up the money factor.

SkyezOpen ,

And it's why Arkham has a revolving door, since popular and marketable villains need to keep coming back

Also the fault of the stupid comic code that required the bad guy to lose by the end of the issue.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Hero's definitely do give cunnilingus. Every time.

SidewaysHighways ,

Every time.

Every Now AND Then.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Both before and after penetration

Aggravationstation ,

🫡

abracaDavid ,

So that's why his mask doesn't cover his mouth.

BCsven ,

Lol.

tenchiken ,

It used to, but worn off with friction.

CaptKoala ,

The chin section spontaneously combusted as a result of the furious head he was giving.

DebatableRaccoon ,

Sure as shit isn't my headcanon

Dagnet ,

Just passing by to say it's a great show

HappycamperNZ ,

... said no woman ever

bjoern_tantau , (edited )
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This is the deleted picture Zack Snyder had posted. Does anyone know what comic it is from? Edit: Looks like Snyder's tweet is the only source. https://www.vice.com/en/article/akg75k/did-zack-snyder-draw-a-picture-of-batman-going-down-on-catwoman-an-investigation

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Zane ,

Looks like Miller's Batman

DebatableRaccoon ,

Exactly what I was thinking except "That looks exactly like Fatbat"

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

To be honest, that doesnt look all that comfortable, rooftop (dirty ground), batsuit (bulletproof? so I guess its hard?).

ArmoredThirteen ,

Well cats will lay on literally anything and look comfortable and batman is a slut for being miserable so I think it'll be fine

mrunicornman ,

And presumably they've been fighting crime all night in those suits so they're likely quite sweaty and dirty. And it's Gotham dirt. Catwoman's going to wake up with a UTI.

SkyezOpen ,

Really seals in the flavor

Mycatiskai ,

Batman has a utility belt. Do you think he doesn't have something to freshen up his breath or wipe down his face after getting sprayed with all sorts of shit.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone always brings up stuff like that but in the moment no one would care. Endorphins are pumping emotions are on fire and they already wanna fuck each other.

It happens.

Zozano ,

Batman looks like my cat when it's about to pounce at the toy

downpunxx ,
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Junior Soprano has entered the chat

yemmly , (edited )

“A true hero penetrates.”

Edit: Put it in quotes so that you can tell that this is meant as satire.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Balls deep. No wait, even the balls are going in.

ChonkyOwlbear ,

I always knew I was a villain.

Repelle , (edited )

“As sure as I am that he fucks bats, I know he doesn’t go down on women” - DC, probably

Seriously, I know the creators had to fight for the commissioner Gordon storyline, but how did they not allow this given all the other stuff in that show?? Show runners were spot on with the selfish lover comment.

TheBat ,
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Hobbes_Dent ,

That’s not what DCs mom said.

downpunxx ,
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