God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster ( www.theonion.com )

angelsomething , 4 months ago

lol

Tristaniopsis , 4 months ago

There was a band called Jody Foster’s Army.

shalafi , 4 months ago

This is an old callback. 🤣 For those not in the know, an obsession with Foster is why Hinckley shot President Reagan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.#Obsession_with_Jodie_Foster

And he's out of jail, free and clear! Did not know that.

thefartographer , 4 months ago

Literally me, except the opposite. A president shot me because of their hatred towards Robert De Niro. Definitely a true story.

theodewere , 4 months ago

see Hillary got away with all kinda shit while she was President

bl4ckblooc , 4 months ago

American Dad taught me this, along with Ollie North.

TIMMAY , 4 months ago

If only he had a steadier hand