New Twitter Homepage Features Photo Of Erect Penis That Is Impossible To Close Out Of ( www.theonion.com )
‘I Have Fewer Than Two Drinks a Week,’ Says Woman at Doctor Describing Water Consumption ( reductress.com )
In a story emerging from an ear, nose, and throat doctor’s office in Austin, TX, 24-year-old Dina Thompson has decided to be honest and tell her doctor that she has fewer than two drinks a week....
How to Be Effortlessly Chill Even Though You’ll Never Be a Bossa Nova Song ( reductress.com )
Everyone wants to be That Girl – cool, calm, collected without ever trying too hard to be cool, calm, or collected. But nobody is as laid-back and effortlessly cool as a bossa nova song playing in a hotel lobby on a warm summer’s day: the ultimate definition of smooth and self-assured. If you’ve ever been in an elevator or...
DeSantis Bans AP Psychology Out Of Fear People Will Figure Out What’s Wrong With Him ( www.theonion.com )
Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter ( www.theonion.com )
Nation Forced To Seek Human Rights From Back-Alley Supreme Court ( www.theonion.com )
