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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats ( lemmy.world )

In a suburban home strikingly similar to every other house on the block, local mom Karen Patterson has reportedly issued her 487th consecutive threat that she will undoubtedly not follow through. Witnesses report that it’s not just her two children that know the local mom is full of empty threats, the whole school knows....

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