Arelin ,

The perfected form

SanndyTheManndy ,

Transhumanism is just a bunch of softshelled crabs with fingers

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I hope that there is a resurgence of alien sci fi and, using the current trend of trying to be as realistic as possible, we shift from the alien grey model to the craboid.

Pilon23 ,

How do we know it didn't have feathers?

MechanicalJester ,

Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

Mikufan ,
@Mikufan@ani.social avatar

The perfect one. The crab. Everything will become crab. Crabs will rule the world.

MonkderDritte ,

Nope, this one is perfect:

Terry Trilobite

Well, crabs a related i guess.

edit: fuck Reddit gallery.

1984 ,
@1984@beehaw.org avatar

Everything tastes like chicken.

The_Che_Banana ,
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org avatar

What about me...do I taste like chicken?

Sarsoar ,

You taste like pork.

The_Che_Banana ,
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org avatar

Sweet.

...or sour

I_am_10_squirrels ,

Long

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.

We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.

Pronell ,

All our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.

The rest of the universe just isn't represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!

ILikeBoobies ,

Humans are racist

It’s just political commentary

Instigate ,

Craaaaaaab people,

Craaaaaaab people,

Taste like crab,

Talk like people

lseif ,

...yet.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original

Reddfugee42 ,

Alien kids putting the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!

Mouselemming ,

Alien: Damn, it looks just like my mother-in-law!

mexicancartel ,

Plot twist: Aliens are crabs as well

pelya ,

Peak evolution

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