futurebird ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

I remember getting called in for jury duty once and the lawyer was asking us what we did for work just going around the room:

"Bus Driver"
"Teacher"
"Real Estate"
"TV Camera man"

Then they get to this one guy who was in the back, half asleep. "What about you? What do you do?"

"Wa?"
"What do you do for work?"
"I don't know man, I'm like, kinda in to music"

To this day I don't know if he played music... or just like... listened to it.

I don't know if they picked him. They kicked me out.

Joe_Hill ,
@Joe_Hill@union.place avatar

@futurebird
I’ve only been called one time. I was kind of bummed out when I was excused because I figured it would be interesting (I grew up in a household that never missed Perry Mason on Sunday night) and as a city employee, it would have been PTO.

I was relieved later when I found out it was a case of two crazy (literally) kids who brutally tortured and killed an older Good Samaritan that had stopped to help them after they experienced car troubles.

willaful ,
@willaful@romancelandia.club avatar

@futurebird

"I was an amateur dj
specializing in edm.

I was also an amateur
hip-hop backup dancer,

an amateur body spray
inventor...

Um, I did pranks on vine...."

ogbog ,
@ogbog@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird I remember when I did it the was an old lady who said she couldn't do it because she watched her grandkids. They were like "is this a job, or a full time living situation, or an occasional favor?" She was so pissed they didn't remove her for that

va2lam ,
@va2lam@mastodon.nz avatar

@futurebird the strange thing in NZ is that you actually don't get any questions except if you personally know the people involved (which can happen, since, like, it's NZ). Prosecutor and defense can object to you based on... how you look.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@va2lam

Uh... that sounds dubious.

God... I hope this works and is normal. It's stressing me out.

va2lam ,
@va2lam@mastodon.nz avatar

@futurebird it really does! but the jury I was on in NZ was actually quite conscientious. the one that we're talking about is a bit more consequential for civilization though.

Hawaii ,
@Hawaii@mastodon.world avatar

@futurebird
How cool to be picked for the same jury pool as The Big Lebowski!

brinnbelyea ,

@futurebird I didn't want to be on the jury because of the commute but when I heard so many other jurors trying to weasel out of it, I wanted to be on the case. I think they saw that and did not pick me.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@brinnbelyea

"The defendant is an exterminator who-- ma'am where are you going?"

"Showing myself out. And he's GUILY"

sennoma ,
@sennoma@chaos.social avatar

@futurebird Can't believe you didn't recognize Keith Richards.

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