isaackuo , 2 months ago

@Ailantd

I looked inside, and found the desiccated body of a sexy Tardigradiform. Naturally, I rehydrated them.

"... yawn ... Oh. You're one of those homo sapiens, aren't you?"

"Yes, fellow explorer."

"Uhh ... you didn't 'do' anything with my body before rehydrating me, did you?"

"Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."