GottaLaff ,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Exclusive: brain implant company violated US hazardous material transport rules -documents

“They also found improper packaging of hazardous waste, including the flammable liquid Xylene. Xylene can cause headaches, dizziness, confusion, loss of muscle coordination and even death”
https://www.reuters.com/technology/musk-brain-implant-company-violated-us-hazardous-material-transport-rules-2024-01-26/

Outinthehills ,
@Outinthehills@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff sorry, from that headline I assumed they were trying to implant a brain into Musk. Presumably a brain the size of a planet, to match his ego. 🤔

lin11c ,
@lin11c@toad.social avatar

@GottaLaff
How do we take the Muskrats toys away from him? 🤬

skippy442 ,
@skippy442@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
headaches, dizziness, confusion ... that sounds exactly like elon musk

humanadverb ,
@humanadverb@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff Musk setting up at least two of the deaths from Fall of the House of Usher, all in one go.

inkican ,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff This guy will mess up a one-car funeral.

mark ,
@mark@mastodon.fixermark.com avatar

@GottaLaff I, for one, know that when I'm thinking "Brain implants," I'm thinking "Chemical that causes headaches, confusion, loss of muscle coordination and even death."

sellathechemist ,
@sellathechemist@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff The xylene is almost a technicality when you consider the risks to patients if the company goes belly up after the implants are in place and there’s no one to look after the hardware and software. This is a a well-founded concern from previous such companies. You have to trust Mr M and his investors a lot to be confident that you won’t be left with a bunch of useless wire in your head and your original neurological problem….

bronakins ,
@bronakins@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff

So … NERVE GAS!! Whatever would Elon’s Nueralink brain implant need to use nerve gas for⁉️The FEDS never found out why‼️
Mengele would be SO proud, Elon.

bhawthorne ,
@bhawthorne@infosec.exchange avatar

@GottaLaff $2,480 in total fines? Yeah, that’s sure to make them change their behavior. I’m sure that’s a tiny percentage of what they spend on illegally shipping hazmat, and likely less than the additional cost of shipping it legally. Now, add 3 or 4 zeros to that and it might have an impact.

venitamathias ,
@venitamathias@masto.ai avatar

@GottaLaff Wait, what? Brain implant?

MaryAustinBooks ,
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff
This is my shocked face. 🤦‍♀️

Lizette603_23 ,
@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social avatar

NFL Now watch someone defend him

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • test
  • worldmews
  • mews
  • All magazines