@futurebird@Handout but you don't understand, these spoiled children splurge more on food than they do on superyachts, private jets, mansions and baseball clubs!
Or, alternatively: "they only cannot buy their own housing and have to rent because instead of saving responsibly, they frivolously spend their money on avocado toasts and on Starbucks coffee", updated for 2024: "they only cannot buy their own housing and have to rent because instead of saving responsibly, they spend their money frivolously on groceries".
Some editor at Business Insider read this column and decided it was a good and publish-worthy. Makes me wonder if they know how much groceries cost.