futurebird ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

“Ride safe! If you get in an accident? I will kill u….”
“but that just makes it worse!”
“…to death. All the way. So you better be careful. Or Else.”
“This seems… unfair.”
“exactly”

(feelings about SOs riding motorcycles)

becomingwisest ,
@becomingwisest@hachyderm.io avatar

@futurebird my moms saying. “It’s not if you would get in a motorcycle accident, but when.”

Paired with my neighbor. He was on a ride, with one other motorcycle. The pair made a left turn. He had a long recovery. And the other rider didn’t survive.

dan613 ,
@dan613@ottawa.place avatar

@futurebird I once dated a hospital doctor who said she would leave me the second I get on a motorcycle.

helplessduck ,
@helplessduck@mastodon.online avatar

@futurebird

This is like "MICHAEL I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THAT DAMN TREE! IF YOU FALL, YOU'D BETTER DIE ON THE WAY DOWN OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU MYSELF!" at my grandma's house when we were kids. 😂

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