lowqualityfacts , 3 months ago The main purpose of a coffin is to contain the teeth. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
The main purpose of a coffin is to contain the teeth. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
kingu , 2 months ago @lowqualityfacts That's how archeologists are able to age skeletons
@lowqualityfacts That's how archeologists are able to age skeletons
sarahbi , 3 months ago @lowqualityfacts this is why cremation is the best. All the nasty toothies turn to ash!
@lowqualityfacts this is why cremation is the best. All the nasty toothies turn to ash!
reverendref , 3 months ago @lowqualityfacts This is why vampires are buried face down: so when they try to eat their way out of a coffin they go further down instead of coming back up. It’s a safety thing.
@lowqualityfacts This is why vampires are buried face down: so when they try to eat their way out of a coffin they go further down instead of coming back up. It’s a safety thing.
timberwraith , 3 months ago @lowqualityfacts That's it. I'm definitely opting for cremation. 😬
@lowqualityfacts That's it. I'm definitely opting for cremation. 😬
ahumanibelieve , 3 months ago @lowqualityfacts eek!
@lowqualityfacts eek!
Tertle950 , 3 months ago @lowqualityfacts this is why they do embalmings
@lowqualityfacts this is why they do embalmings