rarefizzle , 2 months ago

@lowqualityfacts new Minecraft lore has dropped 😳

bananabob , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts That's where FIFA get all their footballs

deedeeque , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Of course, because it's so f... Ing comfortable.

evanwolf , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Is that what happened when the English navy fought the Spanish armadillos?

reverendref , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Armadillos that get stuck in a ball are harvested, painted, and then sold to WalMart by the croquet industry.
Remember: only purchase ethically harvested croquet sets.

Roundcat , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Armadillos aren’t born with the ability to roll into a ball. All of them must find that power up deep within Brinstar’s Depths.

JosephMeyer , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Is a roly-poly (i.e., pill bug) a baby Armadillo?

wilpercy , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I realise they are supple, but how on earth do they get inside a ball? It’s hardly surprising they have difficulty getting out again.

oliversampson , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts rolled-up armadillos were used as the first basketballs.

justafrog , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I think you can reset them to factory defaults if you can locate the serial port.

CaffeinatedBookDragon , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

Alternative to this would be once an armadillo dies on the side of the road, it will be posed with an empty beer bottle between it's claws over it's belly and pictures taken.

(sigh) Leave the dead alone, you sick twits.

CaffeinatedBookDragon , 3 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

I thought that was pill bugs... and only because they seem to get squashed or flicked away right after being touched.