GottaLaff ,
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Via multiple sources who posted the vid:

Former VP Pious McKissAss Pence: I will not be endorsing Donald #Trump

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Via Rupar:

"It should come as no surprise that I will not be endorsing Donald Trump this year."

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Via David Corn:

Brave move for Pence: withholding an endorsement of a guy who almost got him killed.

PlasmaBeast ,

@GottaLaff Now if only he used his power as vice president to kick him out of the white house, that would have been mega brave.

alexproe ,
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@GottaLaff Pence is such a fly guy. (Will now buzz off)

michaelslade ,
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@GottaLaff Hope Pence still has Secret Service protection.

Cherteapet ,
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@GottaLaff LOL 'VP Pious McKissAss Pence'

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Cherteapet Yay!! I've used that one for years.

fjwheeler ,
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@GottaLaff I would have a smidgen more respect for Pence if he would go a step further and say “At this time country is more important than party, please vote for Joe Biden”

GottaLaff OP ,
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@fjwheeler So you have SOME respect for him? I don't.

fjwheeler ,
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@GottaLaff @fjwheeler it’s a smidge, I feel like this could be a Larry David skit, but the smidge is smaller than a bit.

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pthenq1 ,
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@GottaLaff

I guess he did not like that him and his family almost was killed by his boss.

What a sensitive guy! :ablobcatcoffee:

Dr_Elizabeth97 ,
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NFL He's going to write-in, "Mother".

mydogwrotethis ,
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@GottaLaff I wonder if he prayed on it with Mike Johnson.

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tc_morekindness ,
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@GottaLaff 😆

tersenurse ,
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@GottaLaff well, it's more than McConnell can say

GottaLaff OP ,
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@tersenurse You got that right

jimthewhyguy ,
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@GottaLaff I wonder how long Mike Dense (his actual nickname while in the US House!) prayed on that decision.

I mean, shouldn't he forgive those who do him evil, and turn the other cheek?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@jimthewhyguy His god will dictate to him everything he must do.🤢

JaneDoeTheFirst ,
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@GottaLaff @jimthewhyguy

Why doesn't he just ask Moses Johnson?

junecasagrande ,
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@GottaLaff I wonder if before making that decision he sought out the legendary wisdom of the oracle Dan Quayle.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@junecasagrande Who spells vote: Vot.

binaryequation ,
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@GottaLaff Mother has spoken!

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sigsegv ,
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@GottaLaff but will he still vote for him in November?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@sigsegv Sure.

sigsegv ,
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@GottaLaff he’s still Mr pasty-weak-sauce-will-do-as-he’s-told

GottaLaff OP ,
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@sigsegv Hence my nickname for him

rateexportpilot ,
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@GottaLaff "...yet"

GottaLaff OP ,
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@rateexportpilot I don't think he'll endorse. Vote? Yes.

birdpoof ,
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@GottaLaff

Oh I completely forgot about that guy.

I still regret not buying the fly swatter.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@birdpoof HA!

birdpoof ,
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@GottaLaff

IT SOLD OUT IN HOURS, LAFFY 😭

GottaLaff OP ,
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@birdpoof Aww, man!

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